10 Gross Things You Can Only Do With Your Boyfriend After Months Of Being Together

10 Gross Things You Can Only Do With Your Boyfriend After Months Of Being Together

CAUTION: GROSS GIFS AHEAD!
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Ah, dating... it's such a bittersweet feeling. You spend months on end trying to get comfortable with your boo and holding in your farts, burps, and even the frequent urge of picking your nose.

Then finally, after months of constipation, gross stomach grumbles and hard boogers in your nose, you can finally let loose and show your boo thang the real you. Of course, you might be out of a boyfriend. BUT at least you're not hiding behind a pretty face.

Hey, if he can't take it, you should send him running for the hills. BUT if you get that rare breed of male, you definitely can relate to these totally gross things you are comfortable enough to reveal to your boo.

1. You probably already guessed it: FARTING!

I mean come ON, do they actually still believe that girls don't do it? What, are we in elementary school? I know we might be too hot to handle, but you have to at least handle my bodily fluids. You can probably start letting them loose after five months (for me, more like two).

2. Eating wings like a goddamn man.

Okay, so wings are literally my favorite food ever. I'm pretty sure our first date was car food, and you better believe I'M GETTING WINGS! Hand me the freaking napkins because I'm going IN.

3. "Hey babe, can you throw me some toilet paper?"

He knows you only need a few sheets to wipe after going number one, so the only logical explanation is that you are taking a shit. You got a storm coming for you, babe. But he'll do it because he loves you for you.

4. Digging for gold...

DON'T LIE TO ME! Whether it was through a tissue or with your bare ass finger, you have DONE it, and YOU DEFINITELY have done it in front of your boo multiple times. I know my boo's favorite place to find gold is in the driver's seat when he thinks I'm not looking. I see you honey, and I'm rooting for you.

5. The pit sniff...

Hey, sometimes you just have to do it, and sometimes you need a second opinion. Isn't that what boyfriends are for?

6. The wedgie dig...

I know he likes when I wear yoga pants! BUT thongs are so uncomfortable, so he's going to have to deal with it. Sometimes, us girls get wedgies in other places...go. for. it. Males are constantly fixing themselves!

7. Explaining your period in detail.

He needs to know EVERYTHING. Literally everything, right down to how many tampons I use a day, to the color of my flow. I don't care how many times he gags; he needs to know.

8. Pulling the trigger

Whether it's because you were completely shitfaced the night before, or because you are a victim of the stomach flu, your boo has one hundred percent watched you vomit. How sexy?

9. Playing Dr. Pimple Popper...

Not just for yourself, but on your boo, too. I mean, we want our baes to slay too, right? You literally can't have them going out with a huge white head on their chin. Do it because you LOVE them!

10. Going DAYS without washing your hair!

Because it just takes too much time and effort. He loves you, even if you are a grease ball!

Cover Image Credit: Brooke Albright

Literally, so hot RN

Literally, so hot RN

To The Boyfriend Who Makes It Feel Like Valentine's Day Every Single Day Of The Year

I couldn't ask for better.

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If love is in the air and it's all over your Instagram feed, that can only mean one thing: Valentine's Day is approaching.

When it comes to Valentine's Day, people typically try to go over the top and demonstrate how much love they have for someone else through giving gifts. Whether that's flowers, chocolates, or going out to dinner, the gifts are meant to show that it's a special day that's all about the person they love.

That's not the case for me.

Valentine's Day is just another day to me. The love I receive from my boyfriend on a daily basis makes me feel like a queen every day, so nothing will really change once February 14th rolls around.

To him, I just want to say two things: thank you, and I love you.

Growing up, I never thought I would know a love as wholesome as yours. I sure as hell never thought I would deserve it, either, but you've shown me my worth and what real love feels like.

I used to not know my worth. I used to only know love as something that turned toxic and controlling. You changed all of that once you came into my life. You have shown me a healthy love that was trusting and unconditional, and I'll love you forever because of that.

I don't need Valentine's Day to know how much you love me. I don't need flowers, chocolates, or anything material to know that you see the rest of your life by my side. I know all of these things because you consistently show me that they're true on a daily basis.

You show me love in everything you do, whether that's holding the door open for me when we go out to eat, asking me how my day was, or making sure that my mental health is okay. You always greet me with a hug and a kiss, and you make me feel like I'm the most important person in the entire world.

You don't need to demonstrate a grand gesture to prove to me that you love me because I've never once doubted your feelings for me. You always tell me how beautiful I am and all of the things you love about me. I'm so thankful to be so head over heels for someone who cares about me with all of their heart.

I could never ask for someone better than you to be my partner in crime. You know me better than I know myself and I love every fiber of who you are. I know that in everything you do, you have me in your mind and your heart. You've shown me what it means to truly love someone, and for that, I'm so grateful.

Thank you for showing me what I deserve, and thank you for making every day feel like the most romantic holiday on the calendar. I love you.

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If You're Grossed Out By PDA, Then Don't Look At Me And My Boyfriend Kissing, Easy As That

Building my relationship and showing my boyfriend how much I love him will always be more important than catering to someone's bitterness.

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Whenever I see two people kiss, I always smile to myself briefly before looking away. That may sound weird, but honestly, there's something really heartwarming about knowing that other people are happy and in love. In a world that all too often seems full of hatred, heartbreak, and suffering, I try to value little moments of love. I've always felt this way, regardless of whether I was moody or happy, single or cuffed, and having a good or bad day. But apparently, other people, as I've recently found out, don't feel the same way.

"Do you two ever brush your teeth?"

"Are you picking bugs off of each other?"

*Other various glares and audibly annoyed sounds*

Talk about a mood killer, right?

I'll never get what possesses people to say stuff like that when there's a simple solution to this problem.

Don't like it? Don't look.

No one is forcing you to watch us be affectionate with each other. You can easily turn around, check the notifications on your phone, or talk to whoever you're with instead.

I've kissed my boyfriend in LOADS of places: restaurants, bus stops, school buildings, carnivals, parks, beaches, cars, apartments, social gatherings, and so on... And I can promise you that even when you act disgusted by what we're doing or make a nasty comment about us, we're not going to stop. So there's really no point in wasting your breath or expending energy on overdramatic facial expressions.

Even if just for a brief moment, try to think about why a couple might be showing affection for each other in public. (News flash: They're not doing it to deliberately make you comfortable.) It's more than likely that these two people are making the most of a moment.

They're happy and in love. There's nothing wrong with that.

On the flip side, why are you making such a big deal out of something that doesn't involve you whatsoever? My guess is that you're either unbearably lonely, jealous because your own relationship isn't suiting your needs, or just generally coldhearted. If any of those scenarios are true, I wouldn't be surprised. You chose to be hateful and rude over being civil and staying out of matters that don't personally involve you.

Regardless of the circumstance, it's a you problem that you need to work out on your own time.

Just like communication and effort, affection is an important part of a relationship. I want my boyfriend to know that regardless of where we are or who is around us, I will never be embarrassed or reluctant to kiss him or touch him. His feelings guide my behavior. He's my #1 priority. Building my relationship and showing my boyfriend how much I love him will always be more important than catering to someone's bitterness.

You can't avoid being around happy couples in public (really, we're everywhere), but you can change your reaction to them. And that's that.

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