13 Morning-After Texts You Received From The Mistakes You F*cked Last Semester

13 Morning-After Texts You Received From The Mistakes You F*cked Last Semester

I don't regret anything, but boy, were some mistakes made.
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The icing on the cake after a rather poor choice in hookup is when the boy wakes up thinking that you’re suddenly hooked on him. Yeah, like I want to repeat that mistake.

All would’ve been forgotten had he let it go, but when have you ever met a boy that didn’t complicate your life? Here's to the f*ckboys whose egos can’t grasp that we, too, wish to never see them again.

1. "No hard feelings."

No hard feelings about what? Like it's my fault you chose to sleep with me???

2. "You gamed the f*ck out of me. Well played."

I'm sorry, what the actual f*ck?

3. "Let’s just keep this to a one-time thing."

My pleasure. Your d*ck was a lot smaller than I thought it was going to be anyway. Super awkward.

4. "What happened last night?"

It's cute how you think I might have a better clue than you.

5. "If my girlfriend tries messaging you, please ignore her. I’ll explain later."

Fun fact: he will never explain later.

6. "Blackout Nate can’t f*ck."

Oh, trust me, I know. I still let you try for an hour, though.

7. "I couldn’t tell you anything about last night. I don’t even know how I got home."

It scares me how well some people function while blackout—to the point where I don't even suspect they blacked until they tell me they can't remember a damn thing.

8. "I’ll pay you back for Plan B if you need it."

That's a nice offer. It's too bad I NEVER saw that money. Boys, if you don't offer to pay for any portion of Plan B in the first place, we'll accept that you're a**holes and move on with our lives. But if you offer and ghost us or can't step up, then shut up.

9. "Oh, by the way, are you clean? Should I get tested?"

Out of context, the first question is very valid, and I'm happy to answer it. In the context that I received this text in, boy, I do NOT like what you're suggesting. If you're really that paranoid, just go get tested.

10. "I promise I’m not dodging you."

Yes, this is very evident considering you were supposed to show up three times and never did.

11. "Yeah, let’s not tell anyone about last night."

Too late. I had to tell everyone how poorly you treated me post-hookup, and I'm not sorry about it at all.

12. "It’s just that I don’t like mixing business with pleasure."

It's far too late for that. Wouldn't you agree?

13. "I left my wallet. Can you bring it to me later?"

Why do boys forget at least one item almost every single time even after spending a good 10 minutes making sure they didn't leave anything?


I don't regret any of my hookups because at one point, they're what I wanted. However, that doesn't mean that some of them weren't mistakes. So here's to smarter choices and boys that know how to treat girls better.

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The Biggest Lies Women Are Told About How to Take Care of Their Vaginas

10 of the most common vagina myths, busted

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Maintaining good vaginal health is critical for women of all ages. Not only can the state of your vagina impact your reproductive potential, but it can also make or break your natural defenses against infections. It's important to start young and to be informed when it comes to taking care of your reproductive organs.

That being said, here are ten of the most common myths about caring for your vagina and why they aren't accurate:

For more information about how you can ensure that your vagina stays healthy and clean, don't be afraid to do some researching of your own. Or consider contacting your physician or OB-GYN with any questions you're not sure how to ask. Although you might feel embarrassed, remember that at least one other woman (and definitely many more, really) has wondered about exactly what's on your mind once before.

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