20 Legendary Vines That Describe The Life Of A Single College Girl In 2019

20 Legendary Vines That Describe The Life Of A Single College Girl In 2019

Vine is dead, and so is all existence of my college dating life.

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The college dating scene sucks.

For those of you who are in committed relationships or have already found your soulmate in college, I sincerely applaud you. Because given hook up culture, casual relationships and drunken one night stands, it's hard to simply DATE someone the traditional way nowadays, especially within the perimeter of a college campus.

So ladies, you're not alone. I also kind of, sort of expected to find The One when I first started college. That is, until I realized the truth, harsh reality of what dating is really like in college.

With that in mind, here's 20 iconic Vines to accurately describe dating for a single college girl.


1. Passing back the syllabus to the hot guy sitting behind you in lecture like


Bonus points if you add a wink (in lieu of the sunglasses)


2. TFW that same hot boy walks by you on your way to class


Wow, indeed.

3. Swipe till you drop

Ahh, dating apps. For single students ready to mingle, it's a true college staple just like good ole instant cup ramen noodles. And you gotta grab the good ones while they last.


4. Shooting your shot



That moment when you find out your crush broke up with his girlfriend and you're just READY to slide into his life liiiiiikkkee...


5. Buuuuuuut not until you tell your best friend everything about him and your strategic game plan


Vine by Chrish: "Patricia!" www.youtube.com


6. And spilling the tea to everyone in your group chat


So much gossip, so little time.


So much gossip, such little time.


7. Something we've all done at one point: pretending you like sports to impress the opposite sex.


Lebron James Vine www.youtube.com


I'll never forget that time when I became a self-proclaimed "ball is life" fanatic just to impress this guy only to completely butcher the pronunciation of the names of all major NBA players

I really thought Kristaps Porzingis's name was CHRISTIAN.


8. But getting super defensive whenever a guy tries acting like a know-it-all


Chrish "That is Not Correct" Vine (HQ) www.youtube.com


*second date*

Him: I feel like I already know so much about you

Me: Uhhh THAT IS NOT CORRECT


9. Or whenever your friends warn you about a certain guy with this:


THATS MY OPINION www.youtube.com


"Elle, he's in a frat, he treats girls like shit and he's definitely not the type of guy for you..."

"So what do you have against me going out with him?"

"THAT'S JUST MY OPINION"


10. That said, you end up going to that frat party, after all.


Hi, My Name Is Tre And I Have a Basketball Game Tomorrow www.youtube.com


"Sup, my name is Nate. Can I get you a beer or something?"

"Hey, my boy Sam over there thinks you're pretty cute"


11. And there's sorority girl Karen with her frat star boyfriend Kyle loudly arguing in the corner of the room


What the fuck Is up Kyle? Vine www.youtube.com


WTF IS UP KYLE


12. "Lemme knock back a few shots so I don't act nervous around the boys here"


2 SHOTS OF VODKA VINE www.youtube.com


And before you know it, you're slurring your speech and dragging your feet while smiling at random people walking by


13. Replying to some drunk horny boy's hook up request like...


Hi Okay


Heh heh. Ok. But wait, on a second thought.


14. Or the fuckboys come out of hiding to prey on sad, lonely girls



fuckboy 911 operator www.youtube.com


....without me?


15. Or when you drunkenly do something really embarrassing around a group of hot guys


Dog Running Into Couch Vine www.youtube.com


"You have to say that you're fine and you're really not fine"


16. Taking a look at yourself on the full-length hallway mirror like


"Damn I Look Like Mona Lisa Right Now" [Official Clip] www.youtube.com


Damn, don't I look like a snack.


17. I'M DONE TRYING TO FIND MY SOULMATE HERE, I'M TIRED


Wanna Take A Nap - Funny Vine www.youtube.com


....So I'll take a nap right here


18. Shamefully walking home after a Friday night drunken hook up like


coming back from the club www.youtube.com


Talk about a real walk of shame.


19. Only to text your one night stand that "last night was probably one of the best nights I've had in a while"


Why you always lying Vine www.youtube.com


Feed him that ego, and block his number. And pray you won't ever run into him again on campus.


20. But it's OK ya'll. Because one day, you're really going to find your true soulmate.


I love you, bitch. VINE www.youtube.com


I love you. Biiiitch. I ain't ever gonna stop loving you. Biiiittttch.

Literally, so hot RN

Literally, so hot RN

5 Questions To Ask Yourself When You're On The Fence With A Guy

Is he worth it?

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Whether you're contemplating if you want to continue your fling with a guy or contemplating breaking up with your boyfriend, there are always questions we're asking ourselves. Ranging from "is this right of me?" to "is this what will make me happy?" But if you are really sitting on the fence and don't know what to do next, check out these five questions you need to ask yourself if you're torn on what to do.

1. Do I want long term or short term?

This is a huge question to ask. If you're looking to settle down for a while, your guy may not want that. And it could always be the other way around as well. Make sure to decipher this with him so you both know what you want and no one gets a broken heart.

2. Can I see myself marrying this person?

I know this is a bold question to ask, especially if you're not dating. But really thinking about if you can see yourself with them for a long time can make it or break it. But say you're dating and you're on the fence of deciding you want to break up with them or not, think about if you can see yourself saying "I do" to them, and if you can't, let him go.

3. Can I see myself living with them/how do they live?

I've seen many people get engaged and move in together and later call it quits due to the way their partner lived. If you've been getting to know your guy for a while now and notices he lives like a pig, you may have to wonder if you'd be cleaning up those messes in the future.

4. How do they make me feel?

This question in a no brainer. If they make you feel bad, why even question continuing into the relationship.

5. Are they worth it?

Is he worth it? I know I have had some experiences when I was on the fence with a couple of guys and I've had to ask myself the same question. And when I'd question if he was worth it or not, my gut feeling always came out right. If you're looking to keep him around, always ask yourself if he's worth it.

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Girls, You NEED To Understand That Fuckboy Texting You ‘wyd’ 24/7 Will Never Give You A 24 Karat Ring

I finally managed to crack the code as to why your casual hookup will never try to make you his wife.

Elle Hong
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There are five unofficial steps of hookup culture: Find a guy. Get to know him a little bit, but not too much (because you have to keep "boundaries," remember?) Make a pact to keep things "casual" and promise to still be "friends" with each other. Then, hookup with him. And keep hooking up with him without any emotional attachment — just over and over again and never expect anything more.

From a birds eye view, hookup culture seems so harmless. I mean, what's more convenient than having a booty call at your doorstep with the swipe of a screen? When you want to hook up, all you have to do is shoot that 2 a.m. "U Up?" text.

Hell, I even wrote a whole article about the perfect FWB situation.

Yet suddenly—here I am, Elle Hong, resident "Uncuffed" writer on Swoon and self proclaimed fuckgirl who glorifies hookup culture above anything else, catching feelings and falling for the wrong guys just like any other girl out in the world.

Consider this blasphemy. Or maybe I'm just dying to make a confession.

A confession that I, too, have experienced the feeling of wondering why I was never enough for the guys I hooked up with. Why they never chose me over the girls they would eventually form serious relationships with and why to them I only was nothing more than a casual hookup.

So, I thought about it. I critically analyzed it. I "Aristotle-d" my way into trying to find an answer behind the impossible question of wondering why I was never considered to be anything more. Over the past few weeks, it essentially became my new research topic and now, I finally managed to crack the code as to why your casual hookup will never try to make you into wifey material. Here's why.

First and foremost: Guys usually (but not always) choose to hookup with girls who they don't see as anything more.

Now, keep in mind I'm not saying that guys will NEVER fall in love with the girls they hookup with because it can happen. It's life. Life is unpredictable. No doubt, people have fallen in love on Tinder and married a random match who just happened to become The One. But we all know what Tinder is really for. Generally speaking, guys will seek random hookups with the types of girls they think are "easy" and if they're desperate enough, it's definitely not going to be someone they view as their future wife.

If he thinks you're cute, you're within 10 miles radius and you can hold a conversation, it doesn't matter what your annual salary is or how many siblings you got—he wants one thing and it's to get you in bed. And until a guys find this girl who captures his heart and inevitably makes him want to settle, he's going to go around hooking up with random girls left and right. So in this case, it's not your fault. You're just with the wrong type of guy who only thinks of you as his sexual conquest.

See also: Guys want to settle with girls that don't go around hooking up with other people.

Ironic as hell because I just talked about why guys would never want to settle, period. But think about it—guys are humans with rational thoughts and animalistic desires. When they find their territory, they mark it. Once he finds a girl who is the one, he never wants to let her go. And he never wants to see that girl be with another guy or god forbid, go around hooking up with other guys. So here's the moral of the story to get my point across: I hate to break it to you, but bragging about how many other guys you're f*cking outside of your current FWB situationship isn't going to help develop the relationship any further.

Finally: A girl's "hoe phase" might seem empowering but for guys they see it as a threat.

Thanks to the wonderful millennial encyclopedia that we call Urban Dictionary, we have a definition behind this certain life style: A phase in life which occurs when a girl goes around social settings exploring herself, committing promiscuous acts and connecting with random people. For girls, it seems pretty damn empowering, doesn't it? For us it's a chance to let loose, to live a lil bit more and to run around as independent women. Nothing wrong with that of course.

But for guys to perceive this type of lifestyle, they see it as a threat which could arise if they form a relationship with you. It's simple logic here. A girl who's in her "hoe phase" is more likely to be unfaithful since they're always out and about with this person and that person. Put it this way: a guy doesn't care if you're a hoe—but he only wants you to be HIS hoe and not everyone else's. So you might think that it's a great way to express yourself and to enjoy your college years, but keep in mind that it could possibly be holding you back from taking the next step with your casual FWB.

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