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37 Things I'd Rather My Boyfriend Do Than Have To Go Through ANOTHER Snow Storm

Meagan Shapiro

At this point in the year, and its MARCH, the only thing more annoying than dealing with a boy are the never ending winter storm watches in everyone's area.

It's the second day of Spring, I'm sick of this.

1. Have him play Fornite when I'm trying to tell him about my day

2. Have him have control of the AUX cord

3. Ask me "Are you mad?"

4. Leave my toilet seat up and finding it when I wake up to pee at 4am

5. Tell me his ex opened his Snapchat story

6. Make me it through four straight games of March Madness

7. Make me then listen to him whine about his bracket being busted for fifteen minutes

8. Text me five minutes before he's supposed to come over that Guys Night is running late

9. Text me "idk, what do you want to do"

10. Ask me to decide where to eat

11. Flood my Netflix suggestions with 'Top Gear'

12. Make me do his leg day routine

13. Have him grow a soul patch

14. Let him dress himself to church

15. Let him borrow my razor

16. Have him fart on me while watching Netflix

17. Sit through a lecture about dirtying his car

18. Have him name literally anything

19. Decorate my apartment

20. Have him yell at me for twenty minutes about how I am not treating my car right

21. Correct me

22. Say anything positive about Bella Thorne

23. Have him do my makeup

24. Tell me I'm wearing too much makeup

25. Literally, have him within arm's length of my makeup bag

26. Take all the covers on his side of the bed during a nap

27. Decide what we're watching on Netflix

28. Forget my birthday

29. Watch him chew with his mouth open for a whole meal

30. Say he's saving money and then get a snap that he's at Taco Bell with the boys

31. Say he's doing anything with 'the boys'

32. Use the phrase "Well if you weren't on that damn phone all the time"

33. Have him give me a driving lesson

34. Actually, have him say anything about my driving

35. Put an unflattering picture of me on his Snap story

36. Not properly edit a picture of us for the Gram

37. Dump me

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37 Things I'd Rather My Boyfriend Do Than Have To Go Through ANOTHER Snow Storm

Sit through 4 straight games of March Madness

1. Have him play Fornite when I'm trying to tell him about my day

2. Have him have control of the AUX cord

3. Ask me "Are you mad?"

4. Leave my toilet seat up and finding it when I wake up to pee at 4am

5. Tell me his ex opened his Snapchat story

6. Make me it through four straight games of March Madness

7. Make me then listen to him whine about his bracket being busted for fifteen minutes

8. Text me five minutes before he's supposed to come over that Guys Night is running late

9. Text me "idk, what do you want to do"

10. Ask me to decide where to eat

11. Flood my Netflix suggestions with 'Top Gear'

12. Make me do his leg day routine

13. Have him grow a soul patch

14. Let him dress himself to church

15. Let him borrow my razor

16. Have him fart on me while watching Netflix

17. Sit through a lecture about dirtying his car

18. Have him name literally anything

19. Decorate my apartment

20. Have him yell at me for twenty minutes about how I am not treating my car right

21. Correct me

22. Say anything positive about Bella Thorne

23. Have him do my makeup

24. Tell me I'm wearing too much makeup

25. Literally, have him within arm's length of my makeup bag

26. Take all the covers on his side of the bed during a nap

27. Decide what we're watching on Netflix

28. Forget my birthday

29. Watch him chew with his mouth open for a whole meal

30. Say he's saving money and then get a snap that he's at Taco Bell with the boys

31. Say he's doing anything with 'the boys'

32. Use the phrase "Well if you weren't on that damn phone all the time"

33. Have him give me a driving lesson

34. Actually, have him say anything about my driving

35. Put an unflattering picture of me on his Snap story

36. Not properly edit a picture of us for the Gram

37. Dump me

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The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

Obviously the best superpower.

There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

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