We can all collectively agree that Mike Johnson from Hannah B's season of "The Bachelorette" is the best man to grace the show quite possibly... ever. Far superior to any other and there are no ifs, ands, or buts about it. If you disagree with this statement, you're simply wrong. I'm so sorry to say it, but facts are facts... I don't make the rules, folks.

In fact, Mike Johnson is the only person to have made me consider trying out to be on the show for the sake of actually falling in love — and not just going on for Instagram endorsements and travel deals (come on, we've all thought about it). Here are 11 reasons Mike would make the husband of my wildest dreams.

2. He's a dog guy.

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Fur homies > human homies

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3. Really an overall animal guy.

4. His idea of the perfect text convo is #goals.

6. He treats the women in his life like gold.

7. He's an Air Force Veteran.

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Oldie but goodie...just a quick 60sec snippet

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8. He has a great taste in movies.

10. He's the perfect amount of weird.

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Clowning around with my sis on Chrismus

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11. He encourages women to be their best selves.

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