"The Bachelorete" Contestants Like Your Ex-Boyfriends
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Each Contestant From 'The Bachelorette' Is A Ghost Of Your Ex-Boyfriends Past

Let's be real, we've all fallen for these kinds of guys before.

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Each Contestant From 'The Bachelorette' Is A Ghost Of Your Ex-Boyfriends Past
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With every season of "The Bachelor" or "The Bachelorette" comes a cast of men and women fulfilling every stereotype that has ever exist. There's always the coined bad boy, psychotic girl, pretty boy, and down to earth girl. But what I've noticed with the 14th season "The Bachelorette" cast, is that each man is a classic stereotype of the men that most women have casually dated, had serious relationships, have just hooked up with, or just men to have existed in their lives in general. Don't believe me? Keep reading.

1. Alex

Alex was the overly confident guy who approached you at a social event who just knew he would get your number at the end of the conversation. He probably was talking himself up to his buddies who egged him on to ask you out. But because you're a smart cookie, you knew he was a disaster waiting to happen and gave him a fake phone number to save him the social embarrassment.

2. Blake

Blake was the guy who was your high school sweetheart. He's the one who dropped everything when you needed help, made the cheesy gestures you thought you only saw in the movies, and made you unbelievably happy... until he broke up with you because he wanted to "explore his options" in college.

3. Chase

Chase is the guy who hits on you and constantly flirts with you even though everyone knows he has a girlfriend. Enough said.

4. Chris

Chris was the overly protective boyfriend you had at some point in your life. He would constantly question your guy friend's intentions, tell you which guys who you could and could not follow on Instagram, and the guy who warned you about all the other men in the world because they weren't there to you for the right reasons.

5. Christian

Christian was the guy you had drunk goggles for. He wasn't that cute, not that funny, but you still agreed to go to his place when things at the bar started getting boring. You may or may not have also sneaked out of his place in the dead of night to save yourself the embarrassment in the morning when you had to let him down easy.

6. Christon

Christon was the guy you saw for a short period of time because you knew he was interested. But as an individual, he wasn't interesting. He had a very bland personality and there wasn't much to him. You thought he would open up as time went on but alas you were very, very wrong.

7. Clay

Clay was the student-athlete you dated in college who was the star of the football team. He was super popular, took you to all the parties, and overall was a pretty decent guy. But that was it. He was just decent. He didn't have time to wine and dine you because he was too busy cracking a cold one with the boys after practice.

8. Colton

Colton is by far the guy that was too good to be true. He has good morals, an enormous heart, and is saving himself for marriage! He was also your mom's best friend which got weird after a while because he eventually got more excited to come over to see her rather than you.

9. Connor

Connor was the guy who wasn't original. He reiterated all the popular pick up lines, said the same compliments to you as he did with every other girl he made a move on, and overall just wasn't that original. There was never that spark of interest because everything that came out of his mouth was just another version of a story you have already heard.

10. Darius

You don't remember Darius. Darius doesn't remember you. Maybe it was because you blacked out before you agreed to go back to his place and didn't realize what had happened until you woke up in the morning and maybe it wasn't.

11. David

Maybe you don't remember David based off his headshot. Allow me to refresh your memory...


Ryan was the class clown who charmed you with his infinite jokes and funny one-liners. You thought that you valued humor in a partner until you realized that's all he had going for him. When you went to him with a problem, he wouldn't try to comfort you with a hug and a quiet movie night. Instead, he would hit you with his best knock knock joke when you told him that your dog died.

12. Grant

Grant was the guy who tried too hard to impress you. He would constantly one-up someone in conversation to set himself apart from the rest. You say your grandma makes the best chocolate chip cookies? Grant says screw your grandma because his cookies are the bomb.com!

13. Garrett

Garrett was the outdoorsy man you dated who went on multiple fishing trips with his buddies. He was really into country music, took off work for hunting season, and taught you how to fly fish! However, things ended when he met a girl who knew all the words to every Blake Shelton song to exist. Let's just say he went up north and never returned.

14. Jake

Jake was the guy who was obsessed with you in high school. He fell in love with you the first day of freshman year when you had math class together and admired from afar. He continued to do so for the next 4 years and never actually made a move. You just kinda had to sit there while he stared at you and all your beauty.

15. Jason

Jason is a true bro. His life motto was "Bros before hoes." and he had a personal handshake with each of his bros. He never had a handshake with you.

16. Jean Blanc

Jean Blanc was your sugar daddy at a financially unstable point in your life. You would hit him up when you couldn't afford to make dinner for yourself so he would take you out to a classy restaurant. You hit him up a few times too many which led him to believe that you were actually into him so he started showering you with expensive gifts. You liked it at first, but then knew you had to stop being an awful person.

17. Joe

Joe was the city boy who went to school for business and became an entrepreneur. Joe kept bragging about his successful grocery store that he opened all on his own. Joe is a true businessman which is why he voted for Trump. Joe is icky.

18. John

John is the guy who peaked in high school. When you got together for your high school reunion, he still tells the story of how he was Prom King and made the game-winning touchdown his senior year in grave detail. He claims that is his biggest accomplishment in life.

19. Jordan

Jordan was the guy who cared more about how he looked than anyone you had ever met. He was constantly checking himself out in every reflective surface, giving you advice on how to properly dress for your body type, and took more time to get ready for a night out than all of you and your girlfriends combined. Ultimately, things ended because he cared more about his looks than he cared about you.

20. Kamil

Kamil was the guy who didn't put effort into the relationship. He was more of the 60/40 kinda guy rather than the regular 50/50. He left you on read but got mad at you when you did the same. He ignored you for no reason and wouldn't explain himself. He also broke up with you because he needed to work on himself and focus on life and didn't want to bring you down with him.

21. Leo

Leo was the guy you admired because he didn't care what anyone thought of him. He was the guy who influenced your drastic change in music taste, slang terms you used, fashion choices you made, and all your interests in general. He was also the guy you broke up with after your friends threw an identity crisis intervention for you.

22. Lincoln

Lincoln was the super cute foreign exchange student who was in one of your classes. Every time he spoke, his accent swooned every female in the room. The swooning continued until he broke all the girls' hearts when he moved back to his native country and never returned.

23. Mike

Mike was the guy your friend insisted you give a chance. You went on a coffee date but that's where it started and ended. You never were really into him so you never bothered to follow up for a second date.

24. Nick

Nick was the boyfriend who LOVED to remind you that he was so much better than all your ex-boyfriends. For example, when he forgot to pick up take-out on his way home from work, he would remind you that at least he had the idea and intention to get food for the both of you unlike (insert ex-boyfriend's name here) ever did.

25. Rickey

Rickey was the guy who never could get past the "small talk at the bar" stage. He would pull out all the moves but it just never worked for you. It made you uncomfortable. Thankfully, your girls were there to sweep you away and protect you for the rest of the night.

26. Ryan

Ryan was the sweet guy who was also in a band. He was an amazing singer and constantly serenaded you, which melted your heart. His life revolved around his music, playlists, songwriting, and performing. He dumped you when his band decided to go on a "small tour" to play at different public venues in attempts to make their big break.

27. Trent

Trent was the guy who tried too hard to be relatable. Somehow, in every single hardship you went through, he went through something similar and always had advice for you. He was more so your therapist than your boyfriend.

28. Willis

Willis was the nerdy kid you thought was adorable. You thought he was a cute lil nerd until you found out he went to too many comic book conventions and got really into cosplay. At one point, he tried to rope you into it. That's when you knew things just had to end.

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