Looking for a way to turn your 2019 into a year of self-confidence, crazy memories, and a whole lot of good sex? This semester may just be time for your hoe semester! If you're a single college student, you can't say you've fully lived the college experience without having a hoe semester. This is a time for you to get in tune with your sexuality and have fun, safe, consensual sex whenever you want. Think it's your time to shine? Follow these ten steps to ensure you have the best damn hoe semester of your life.
1. Download every dating app known to man.
Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, OkCupid, Plenty of Fish…these are just some of the more well-known dating and hookup apps out there. Thanks to modern technology, hooking up with cuties all across campus has never been easier! You know guys are constantly sending you "dtf?" messages, so now it's your time to shine.
2. Use your favorite social media sites to your advantage.
Who said you can only hook up with guys you've matched with on Tinder? Take your hoe semester to the next level and perfect the art of a smooth DM slide with that cutie on your Twitter or Instagram feed. Maybe even hit someone up on Facebook Messager, idk, I'm not here to judge how you get your hoe on.
3. Invest in some cute undies!
Nothing will have you feeling more confident when you're ready to get it on that some cute undies. Hit up your favorite shops and treat yourself!
4. Hit up some of your old flings.
Now, I'm not saying that hitting up your long-time ex is the best way to have an amazing hoe phase, in fact, you'll probably want to avoid your ex at all costs. BUT, there has to be at least one or two cuties you shared a night in the sheets with a couple semesters ago who you could totally go for a round two with.
5. Go out more.
Besides using an app, the prime way to meet somebody to spend the night with is to go out to a party or the bar. There are SO many people out that are down! Just remember, don't hook up with anyone if they or you has had too much to drink. If you're going to get your drink on, just collect numbers like crazy and use them to your advantage later on.
6. Avoid anyone who wants anything to do with commitment.
There is a time and place for committed relationships in college. Your hoe semester is not one of them.
7. Practice self-love all day, every day.
Unfortunately, sometimes hookups can have you feeling super used or unworthy of love, even though it really shouldn't. If you don't love yourself, it will show, and can put a huge damper on a phase of your life that can truly be very liberating. You are beautiful and worthy of all kinds of love (and also lots of orgasms)—remind yourself this on the daily.
8. Communicate with your partners.
Be up front from the get-go about what you want so that no one feels lead on, used, or ends up getting ghosted. You know you hate it when guys aren't clear with their intentions with you, so make sure you're crystal-clear with yours.
9. Practice safe sex each and every time.
The LAST thing you want to gain during your hoe semester is an STD or unwanted pregnancy. Carry at least two condoms with you and insist that they're used.
10. Be adventurous!
What better time to try out something new than during your hoe semester? You could quickly find out you're much more kinky than you originally thought. Test the waters and make your sex life as enjoyable as possible.