10 Reasons Chocolate Deserves Your Love And Affection More Than A Boy
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10 Reasons Chocolate Deserves Your Love And Affection More Than A Boy

Ever had a taste of true love?

Andrea Guevara-Gresch
Feb 15, 2018
Florida State University
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10 Reasons Chocolate Deserves Your Love And Affection More Than A Boy
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Whether it's Valentine's Day or any other day of the year, there are certain things that are automatically associated with romance. Flowers and chocolates being at the top of the list.

But, let's be real... flowers and chocolates are just as beautiful and delicious regardless of whether they're from your crush. Here are ten reasons chocolate is better than boys and we're not even complaining.

1. There are no secrets with chocolate.

All calories and ingredients are printed and labeled. Instead of wondering and guessing, you know exactly whats going on.

2. Pre-approved by your family.

Your favorite chocolate is already one step ahead of any guy holding first place for great manners, thoughtfulness and a permanent invitation to all family gatherings.

3. Pre-approved by your friends.

For all we know, you and your friends have already exchanged chocolate with each other because you all know chocolate is the real symbol of love.

4. Chocolate knows exactly how to make you feel better.

Chocolate hits all the spots. Feeling sad, chocolate can turn that frown upside down anywhere, at any time.

5. Chocolate will NEVER break your heart.

You never have to worry about being cheated on, dumped out of the blue, disrespected, or replaced. Your chocolate is loyal to you and only you.

6. The only "top" your chocolate will ask you to take off is it's own.


This goes for dates, Snapchats, and FaceTime ladies.

7. You'll never get enough of each other.

No need for the "I think we should take a break" talk or the "I just need some time to, (as they say) clear my mind"...

8. Chocolate never fails to keep things exciting.

It's like falling in love like you did for the first time, each time.

9. Chocolate won't ever tell you what to wear.

Chocolate will never make you feel like less than itself. Chocolate will always encourage you to be yourself, to love yourself, and to live your best life.

10. Chocolate shows its appreciation for you on a daily basis.

That's right. Chocolate will show you how much it loves you all. the. time.

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