I Asked 18 College Girls To Share Their Embarrassing Sex Stories And This Is What I Got
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Let's just get it out there; sex can be awkward. However, it is comforting to know that whatever awkward or uncomfortable experience you might have had, someone will always have you beat. Trying to start a narrative that not all sexual encounters will be like the scenes portrayed in romance films, I asked other college women to recount their embarrassing or crazy sex stories.

1. "I had sex on his back porch, we were caught by his mother" 

I think being caught by anyone is rough, but being caught by a parent just makes the situation a hundred times worse.

2. "I had sex in [a frat house on campus] in the middle of a tailgate one time. Then I just carried on with my day."

Bravo. Going to a tailgate is draining enough, but having the stamina to keep going about your day is truly impressive.

3. "I chipped my tooth cause the guy was a really bad kisser. I still had sex with him though." 

My question, did he pay for you to fix your tooth?

4. "Nothing like being walked in on by your roommate."

That's why single rooms are the best.

5. "I lost my virginity with my best friend, her boyfriend, and my sister in the same room."

I'll leave this here.

6. "We kayaked to an island on a lake, had sex up against a tree, and got caught by a family of four." 

Your expectation of a situation is never as good as the reality.

7. "One time I bled all over this guy's bed when having hate sex with him. I didn't know I was on my period."

Let's hope he didn't have white sheets.

8. "I had sex in a bathroom at Universal Studios and in the parking garage. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do."

No caption needed.

9. "One time I had sex on my period and the guy had white sheets. Blood got everywhere." 

Oops.

10. "I gave road head in front of a soccer mom, but I didn't realize she could see inside the car."

Lesson learned, have tinted windows.

11. "My ex and I decided to see a movie right after school and had sex in the theater. A worker walked in but couldn't see us because we hid."

It's a good thing the theater was dark.

12. "I gave road head on my way to Disney once, and then again at Disney."

Well, they do call it the most magical place on Earth.

13. "I had sex with [someone] in the shower, but then threw up on him."

At least you were in the shower, right?

14. "I broke someone's dick once."

Okay then...

15. "I had sex at my ex's and his mom came home and walked in. I hid in the closet because she doesn't like me." 

Great hiding place.

16. "One time I had sex seven times in one night. I saw him the next day at breakfast. The guy waved at me like he didn't screw me the night before."

Side note: the girl who told me then rectified my saying she there were two separate times she had sex seven times in one night, but the other didn't result in an awkward run-in the next morning.

17. "One time I was having sex on a public lake dock and these kids from the local high school showed up to smoke weed."

I guess you run that risk when you have sex in public.

18. "This one guy told me to 'get that shit' when I was about to give him head. I started laughing and got super turned off because he had such a tiny dick." 

LMAO.

Not all sexual experiences are perfect. Some can be really mortifying, but hopefully, this helped you remember you aren't the only one to have an embarrassing or awkward experience. And if anything, you got a good story out of it. Hopefully, you will be able to look back and laugh in a few years.

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Hickeys Are Killing Teens, Young Love Isn't As Innocent As You Think

Hickeys might just be the next cause of your death.

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An article by Mirror has revealed that a teen by the name of, Julio Macias Gonzalez, died because of a stroke caused by a bite mark left by his girlfriend.

The teen was spending time with his family eating dinner, after meeting with his girlfriend, when he started having convulsions and died of a stroke.

Hickeys, or bruises on the skin, as defined by Merriam-Webster, are usually caused by harsh sucking that burst small blood vessels.

These bruises usually last about 5- 12 days as stated through recent publishing by 54 Health.

The article also claims that the amount of time can also vary depending upon your own state of health & the amount of destruction the hickey caused.

"Some hickeys are more severe than others and take a longer time to heal," says 54 Health.

But, sometimes, there can be no room left for healing as some of these bruises can be extremely severe.

These hickeys on your skin can quickly turn into your next nightmare if it completely destroys your blood vessel wall.

In an interview given to Cosmopolitan's Relationship Editor, Julia Pugachevsky, Dr. Jessica O'Reilly said, "According to research, it is possible for hickeys to be dangerous if the pressure is applied over the carotid arteries."

"Too much pressure could injure the blood vessel wall and lead to a smaller clot that could clog an artery and cause a stroke," says Dr. O'Reilly.

Other experts, such as Dr. Teddy Wu, have made it clear that these strokes may not only result in your death but can also cause paralysis.

Even though the result of paralysis or death from receiving a hickey are of low-risk, consider the next time that you give your lover a mark or bruise on their skin - you might just end up being known as a "murderer," among their family & friends.

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My Parents Always Talked About Sex Openly With Me, And I'm So Grateful For Their Candor

And now, I write about sex.

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My mom and dad talk about sex. They never hid it from me and never freaked out when I came home with sex ed diagrams of female and male genitalia. Instead, my dad quizzed me on the fill-in-the-blank diagrams because I was determined to get an A (as I am with any other test).

I was never uncomfortable bringing this material to my parents to laugh at and discuss. I'm grateful that they weren't mortified either.

My parents are my best friends and it's always been this way. I share everything with them, including boys and all that fun stuff. This is how my older brother and I were raised—we can tell our parents anything, they will always be there. I am a mature, independent young woman who can make her own choices. I am not my parents' puppet to control. They are here to guide me so that I can handle all parts of life.

Sex is just another part of life's journey and they get it.

I never had the sex talk with my parents. Life just flowed naturally and I was always open with them. I will always be their baby girl, but I'm getting older and older. If I had a question, they were there. When I had my first kiss, I couldn't stop bugging them about it: "I kissed a boyyyy! I kissed a boyyyy!" When I had boy drama, my dad was the one who helped me reply to texts as he speaks boy-talk and can relate to what a teenage boy is thinking. Not so long ago, my mom and dad were horny teenagers themselves learning about relationships, love, and heartbreak. I've heard the stories!

And now, I write about sex. Neither of them questioned it and I'm so lucky to have that. When my parents speak of my work, my dad will make note that some pieces aren't for the lighthearted, but neither of them is ashamed. What is there to be embarrassed about? S.E.X. Sex. It's natural, most everyone has or will experience intimacy. Humans crave this attention and connection. I was taught how to enjoy the world and be safe. I could ask questions and never be judged.

I couldn't ask for anything more.

When I have kids of my own, they will grow up knowing what sex is. They will know how to protect themselves. Know how to say "no." Know who to come to when they need help. I don't want them going to others with the risk of being misinformed. I want to provide a safe environment and not have "The Talk" be so awkward.

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