As many of you know, dating is rough — especially in a city like New York. So after hearing one too many horror stories about my friend Dillon's dating life, I've decided enough is enough.

And, of course, being the good friend I am, I figured why not play matchmaker? Because, who knows, if you're a woman looking for your perfect match in New York, maybe Dillon's your guy. Here's everything (almost) you need to know:

About Dillon

  • Age: 27
  • Height: 5'10"
  • School: Purdue University
  • Job: Editorial Director at Odyssey
  • Location: New York City
  • Hometown: Westfield, IN


Dillon's Preferences:

  • Dogs or cats? Dogs. Big dogs, because small dogs are basically cats anyway.
  • Night owl or morning person? Night owl. He's not to be spoken to before his morning coffee.
  • "The Bachelor" or "Keeping Up With The Kardashian"? He would never admit to watching, but he secretly loves "The Bachelor"
  • Taylor Swift or Beyonce? Beyonce. He's been known to scream-sing "Love On Top"
  • Baby Yoda or Baby Groot? Baby Groot, because Groot reminds him of his house plants.

Never has Dillon ever: drank seltzer water.

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Random Facts:

  • He has an irrational fear of the ocean due to sharks.
  • He absorbed his identical twin in the womb.
  • He has been to 48/50 U.S. states.

Four qualities Dillon is looking for in a partner and one they're absolutely not:

  1. Prefers road trips to flights ✓
  2. Has a creative outlet ✓
  3. Will laugh at my bad jokes ✓
  4. Will let me sleep in ✓
  5. Talks during movies ✗

Want to respectfully slide into Dillon's DMs? They're open here:

Instagram: @dillonhavens

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