The final season of "Schitt's Creek" is officially out and though it's heartbreaking to think we will soon be at a loss for new Johnny, Moira, Alexis, and David Rose quotes, they will always be in our hearts. Especially because, let's face it, they say some of the most hilarious things I've ever heard and it kills me EVERY. DAMN. TIME.
If your dating life is even a little schitty, chances are you've experienced a date (or many) like the fictional scenario below, as told by David Rose. It's PAINFULLY relatable and David's iconic phrases and facial expressions make it so laughable.
When you find that cute guy from class on Instagram, so you give him a follow
But while you're waiting for him to follow back, the frat guy you gave a fake phone number to last weekend slides into your DMs
But your friends pump you up and convince you to go because "it'll be fun"
You get there and it starts off surprisingly great, so you're pretending to be really interested in all his stories
But all he does is talk about himself and he loses you in the second half...
He keeps going and starts talking smack about girls who watch "The Bachelor"... and YOU watch "The Bachelor"
So you sit there silently waiting for him to catch a hint, wondering...
Then you desperately start reaching for an excuse to leave
Finally, you go home and explain to your roommates how it went
And they can't help but laugh because they convinced you to go in the first place
Thankfully your crush from class followed you back by then
And sends you a 2 am "wyd?" message
To which you promptly (perhaps too eagerly) show up at his apartment
After you "Netflix and chill," you wait for him to ask you to stay
But he leaves his bedroom and starts playing video games with his roommate
Then he never talks to you again, so you swear off guys for the rest of the semester
Except 24 hours later, you're back on your bullsh*t swiping on the apps and sliding into DMs
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