Hi, I'm Zoe! Single as heck and trying to put myself out there. Here's what you probably need to know about me to help me find a boyfriend:

About Me

  • Age: 21
  • Height: 5'
  • School: Appalachian State University
  • Job: Student
  • Location: Boone, NC

Zoe's Preferences:

  • Dogs or cats? BOTH, PLEASE
  • Night owl or morning person? Can I say neither? Probably night owl.
  • "The Bachelor" or "Keeping Up With The Kardashian"? "Love Island Australia"
  • Taylor Swift or Beyonce? ... Halsey
  • Baby Yoda or Baby Groot? Baby Yoda!

Never has Zoe ever visited Asia.

If there was one funny story from Zoe's life that perfectly describes them as a person it's this:

I ran over my foot with a pallet jack loaded with a 1,500 pound pallet of frozen food.

Four qualities Zoe is looking for in a partner and one they're absolutely not:

1. Kind ✓
2. Smart ✓
3. Generous ✓
4. Always down for a good cup of boba or iced coffee ✓
5. Unable to express feelings/doubts when needed ✗

Want to respectfully slide into Zoe's DMs? They're open here:

Instagram: @zoemargie
Twitter: @zoemargie

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