I love wine.
I found my love for Merlot a few months after turning 21. A good glass of Merlot is sexy, mysterious, and a little bit naughty.
The wine you love says more about you than you know. Moscato D'Asti is sweet, bubbly and delightful. Compared to Syrah that is full-bodied, bold and determined.
Check out what your favorite wine says about your love life:
1. Franzia Pink Moscato
You are looking for bae at a frat party. The Franzia is slightly better than the peach Burnets alternative. Too bad the frat boys can't keep up with your dab self.
2. Pinot Grigio in a can
You refuse to join tinder because—girl—you don't have the time for that. You like your men, the way you like your life, "vibrant, crisp and refreshing."
You and bae are always off on an adventure. You can't tie him down, but he sure makes it fun.
4. Black Box Merlot
You're in a long distance relationship. Non-Franzia boxed wine is for those of us who don't have anyone to share a bottle with. Cheers to you though, because Black Box Merlot is straight sex.
5. Sauvignon blanc
You're practically married to your partner. When you two really try, he buys you a bottle of Sauvignon blanc because you're class AF.
6. Pinor Noir
You're dating man's best friend. There's nothing like a glass of red wine and snuggles with your favorite pup. You're doing great sweetie.
7. Barefoot Wine Zinfandel
You're still in love with Zac Efron and not ashamed of it. White zin is wine for people who don't like wine. You're still not interested in dating and prefer to party it up with friends.
Congratulations, girl! You're getting married! I already know that your moment is going to be so glam and full of champagne.
Sorry girl, I know that dating isn't working out for you right now. You have an expensive glass of Malbec and that's what matters.
If he fucks with brunch, then he fucks with you. You dream of finding a man that will take you to Sunday brunch. For now, you're thriving on dining hall brunch after your one night stand.
You're going on all the dates. You know that ordering the sangria on dates is a safe bet and always sets things off on the right foot. When a guy on tinder asks you out, you take him up on it.
12. Mozzarella sticks & wine
If you have mozzarella sticks, then you have everything. Your love life doesn't matter when there is cheese and wine around.