Everyone relates to the Grinch on more than one level. Whether you hate Christmas or just people everyone has related to the Grinch over the years. The Grinch understands what it's like to be rejected and with your college relationship; you most likely do too. Here's a story:

Your friends convince you to go out despite the amount of work you have. You meet a cute boy but he could be a playa playa you don't know yet. But, regardless you made the effort to leave your house. Who cares: give him your number. Why not, take a crazy chance? Why not, do a crazy dance?

You gave him your number so naturally, he's going to text you! You got it don't worry. You're not even checking your phone to see if you got messages. To your dismay, he has not texted you. Are you sure he got the right number down maybe he missed a digit? We've all been there sweetie.

You don't understand the male mind so you attempt to go about your life normally. Was it something I said?

Maybe my dance moves were too forward? I was really feeling myself. I really thought I had my rhythm down.

Maybe he thought my laugh wasn't cute enough.

No, I was totally being chill AF. Whatever, life goes on.

I am not going to let this stupid boy get me down. What is wrong with that weenie I am totally a catch to which all your friends agree adamantly yeah you totally are, girl.

All the girls in your squad hate this mans now. They would take him down in a second if they saw him out. He is not safe. Lemme see a picture of him I need to know what this loser looks like.

What doesn't he see in you! He is missing out girl! Don't worry we've got your back! Everyone is utterly appalled at this turn of events.

OMG, I cannot believe he doesn't like me what the heck. He said I was so chill and he'll hit me up soon doesn't that mean he would text me. Ugh...

But finally, he texted you!! His date party date canceled last minute and he needs a backup date.

You would never say yes to someone that uses you as a backup! You have other plans obviously!

You don't and you are secretly elated he asked you. Obvi you are toats going.

You finally got asked to his date party after months of no talking! He definitely likes you! It's a sign. You're in you go girl. But you have no idea what to wear. That's it I'm not going I have nothing to wear! You think you're looking fly when you look in the mirror and you actually look like the Grinch or an Oompa Loompa that escaped from Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. Whelp, time to drink.

You finally borrow one of your friend's dresses and you are feeling yourself. You look fire flame.

You use alcohol as a buffer between you and your date and it goes swimmingly according to you. But you don't remember half the night so it is hard to gauge.

Apparently, it went awfully according to your friend and you puked on his khakis. Pity! Better luck next time around. You have found solace in your loneliness. Embrace it.