This Is What It's Actually Like When Someone Tries To Make You Their Sugar Baby

As a poor college student, I would be lying if I said I never ruminated on the idea of having a sugar daddy. It isn't uncommon for college students to highly consider joke about becoming strippers or finding a sugar daddy to make ends meet.

Call me crazy, but I wouldn't be adamantly opposed to sending the occasional foot picture to some rich dude chilling in L.A. in exchange for a weekly allowance. What's so wrong with that? It's not my fault someone with an abundance of money has a foot fetish. I might as well reap the benefits, right?

The other day, a man messaged me on Instagram in search of an "obedient baby" he could spoil. Were my dreams of having a sugar daddy about to come true? Concerned for my safety, but more so curious, I decided to see if this guy was legit.

Here's what it's actually like when someone asks you to be their sugar baby:

Love at first DM

When a man claiming to be a sugar daddy messaged me I let my followers decide whether or not I should respond. A whopping 80 percent said yes, so naturally I had to get more info.

ISO an obedient baby

I am as disobedient as they come, but he doesn't have to know that.

Hi, come kidnap me

Why I gave him my age and location I don't know, maybe I am just overly dedicated to my small pool of followers.

"Drop me a line" 

First off, it's 2018 Justin Malone. We don't use land lines anymore and Venmo is my preferred method of payment. At this point, I stopped responding because he is obviously a scammer.

But the fake sugar daddy persists

PSA I do have a phone, but you bet your bottom dollar I wasn't giving him my phone number. Another PSA my "biological daddy" does love me enough to buy me a phone (also, dad if you're reading this I'm sorry).

39-years-old my A$$

The biggest scam of all is @iamjustinmalone trying to pass for 39. He is AT LEAST in his 50's.

Let's talk money

The things I could do with $300 a week... Too bad he's FAKE.

But what's your favorite color?

Would you like my social security number, too, daddy? I honestly can't believe people fall for this.

So rude that he didn't ask for my fav color back

The only thing daddy wants to hurt is my bank account.

It's over, daddy

Probably the most civil break up I've been through to date.


Where are all the feet lovers at???

All jokes aside, it is important to be cautious of scammers like @iamjustinmalone. Predators use social media to prey on naïve people who end up with stolen money—or worse—in danger of being forced into human trafficking. Be careful who you trust, especially when it comes to social media—and please for the love of GOD, do not by any means give someone your bank information, address or full name.

Fingers crossed this guy doesn't track me down and kidnap me or steal all $5 in my bank account, in the meantime, I am in still in search of a legitimate foot loving sugar daddy.

Literally, so hot RN

Literally, so hot RN

10 Photos You Have On Your Camera Roll Of Your S.O. When You've Been Dating For More Than A Year

A wide range from "Aw" to "WTF?"


My boyfriend and I just hit the year and a half mark of dating, even though it seems like we've been together forever. Over the months, we've taken many pictures together... from football games, to his track meets, to holidays. Although we may have a lot of pictures together, I definitely have a lot of candids of him in my camera roll. If you've been dating your partner for as long as I have or longer, then you'll probably notice you have these same pictures in your photos as well.

1. The awkward first photos together

We laugh at these now, especially this one. Why am I so pale compared to him? It was July! And also, we noticed not to long ago that I was sweating under my arms and his underarms were sweating on me... what a great first time meeting!

2. The ones for VSCO

Every girl who has a significant other posts them onto their VSCO. VSCO is like Instagram, but more has more aesthetically pleasing pictures and there are no "likes." The pictures that include my boyfriend on my VSCO ranges from him holding a bunny to him holding my hand while we went ice skating.

3. Them sleeping

I have so many pictures of my boyfriend sleeping (I promise it's not as weird as it sounds), I just think he's so cute when he's fast asleep while cuddling with me.

4. The embarrassing ones they want no one to see

He's going to kill me when he sees this... but we all have those embarrassing Snapchat pictures that we start to send each other because we've gotten more comfortable with one another.

5. The ones for Facebook

The good looking pictures so you can keep yours and his family updated on how you two are doing. I took my boyfriend to a baby bird meet and greet since he loves birds and has one for a pet. I posted this cute picture of him and his new friends on Facebook so my family can see our adventures together.

6. Old pictures

One of the best parts of dating someone is finally seeing their old pictures. Although, sometimes they may make you cringe... like the one I posted above of my boyfriend after prom in his sophomore year of high school.

7. Their accomplishments

My boyfriend pole vaults for his college and he's really good at it. He just went to division III nationals in March because he qualified! I'm always at his meets so I make sure to get him on video in case he or anyone wants to see. I always try to snag a picture with him too because I'm always so proud.

8. The straight up ugly ones

He sure knows how to make me laugh. And I know he's going to be mad at me for this one too but I think it's a talent that he can do that with his stomach! Sorry, Adam, I promise I still think you look good when you send me these snaps for the most part.

9. But you have the hot ones too

He may be funny and sweet, but he is pretty good looking too. I know us girls keep some attractive pictures of our S.O.'s so we can remind ourselves of what a great looking partner we have.

10. FaceTime screenshots

If you and your lover go to different colleges like my boyfriend and I do, then FaceTiming happens a lot. Sometimes I get some great screenshots, like the one above, to make fun of him later.

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To My Cheating Ex’s New Wife, From The Ex He Probably Didn’t Tell You About

Know that whatever you do, I will support you and your decisions.


To his new wife,

First of all, I will not tell you to run, to fight your way out, or to leave in the dead of night. I will not try to convince you to do anything you do not want to do. Ever. End of discussion.

I do not know you and, as far as I know, you do not know me. All I know of you is the life you have created on social media. All I know is what you and the man you love post.

But, as far as I can tell, you both are happy. You both love each other dearly and continue to care for one another each and every day. And I hope it continues this way.

I hope the two of you last. I hope he has grown since last we spoke. I hope he treats you so much better than he treated me. I hope he has grown into the man I always wanted him to be.

Whether he told you about me or not, whether he chose to work on himself internally or you worked on his past with him, you are someone that I knew needed to walk into his life. You are the kind of person I knew he needed from the moment I walked away.

The kind to stick by a man's side when he has royally messed up. The kind to call him out when he's messed up. The kind to accept his failures and love his faults.

And for this I thank you, I applaud you, and I cheer for you.

I thank you for accepting the man that I could not. I thank you for allowing him to grow into the man you deserve. I thank you for being his "one." And most importantly, I thank you for making sure I wasn't "the one."

I applaud you for loving the man that I could not. I applaud you for waiting on him to become a man worth waiting for. I applaud you for entering into his family and allowing him to enter yours.

I cheer for you and only you. I cheer for you to be happy, whether that is with him or not. I cheer for other women to have the life they want. If yours is with him, then I cheer for both of you. But I will also cheer for only you if he does something to make you want to leave him. I will also cheer for your safety and for your sanity. Always.

At the end of the day, I do not know what kind of man he is now. I do not know what kind of husband he is. I do not know what kind of wife you are. If he is a kind and loving man, one that does not mentally, emotionally, or physically tear you down each day, if he is a trustworthy and trusting husband, one that is secure in his life with you; if he is the kind of man that your parents dreamed of for you, then I will continue to be content with the joy that he brings you.

However, if he is a mean and rude man, one that continues to slowly tear you down day by day, if he is an untrustworthy man and a man that does not trust, one that is constantly insecure in himself and live with you, if he is the kind of man your parents dreaded coming near their daughter, then I will be here ready and willing to take on your cry for help. I will be here with advice, shelter, and comfort.

If he becomes the man that cheated on me if he becomes the man that I wished would take responsibility for his actions, if he becomes the man that I left, know that you have a sister and friend in me. Know that whatever your choice may be, I will support you and your life decisions.


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