Bras are death. Simple as that. They are a cage for your girls. A prison for your tatas. Does that sound fun? No.

Originally invented in its modern form in the early 1900s, bras have been causing women pain everywhere. They dig into your skin, they cause boob sweat, and that stupid underwire feels like it’s Satan dragging his fingernail across your chest.

In short, bras SUCK.

There is no better feeling than coming home at the end of the day and whipping that bra off - letting your boobies fall free with no cage to hold them in. If, for some odd reason, you sleep in a bra, then you are Satan’s mistress and there is no way around that.

If you can sleep in a bra, the worst known torture device known to man, something is wrong with you. I tend to be a very “do what you want as long as it’s not hurting anyone” person, but this is just one thing I cannot and will not stand for.

Seriously, if you sleep in a bra you need to re-evaluate EVERYTHING. Aside from my sheer hatred of bras, there are numerous health studies that reinforce what I'm telling you:

Sleeping in a bra is unhealthy.