Guys, These Are Your Gross Habits That Drive Your Girlfriend F*cking Nuts

Guys, These Are Your Gross Habits That Drive Your Girlfriend F*cking Nuts

And yet, we still love them anyway.

"If you love them, you got to love all of their flaws, too."

Even if those flaws are filled up with smelly feet, boogers, and lots and lots of farts. Boyfriends are super weird because, as a girl, you spend your entire six months or more opening up to them, telling them your deepest darkest secrets.

And that one time you let a burp or a fart loose, they run away crying while they have been biting their toenails off, picking their nose, and letting one loose for those six months.

I wanted to know if any girlfriends feel for me. I mean, really feel for me. So, you know I had to ask. Ladies and gents, here's what I found.

Dear boyfriends, I'm begging you, please, please, please stop.

From a fellow babe:

"My boyfriend barely washes the sheets or towels—I'm talking, maybe, washes them once every other month, IF I'm lucky. I usually just have to do it for him (and us) because *I* need fresh sheets every two weeks. "

Are you kidding me? We are trying NOT to raise a child, and yet, here we are raising you, cleaning your sheets. Come on, dirtball, do you know how much sweat is on those babies? And... how much... you know.

Bottom line...wash them.

It looks like some boyfriends have issues washing other things, too:

"He has zero issues leaving dirty dishes with food still on them laying around his dorm. Not to mention, he can also go days without showering."

"When we went to the same school together, we would always have sleepovers, and he would roll out of his bed for his 8 AMs and not brush his teeth EVEN if he had classes until 2 P.M."

The just plain RUDE ones:

"He texts in small chunks when he could've sent one message. He'll also say, "We need to talk", or "I have to tell you something", causing me to have an anxiety attack when it's always about something small like he wants fast food tonight."

SERIOUSLY... you're really going to use the "we need to talk" shit on her. Boyfriend, you need to realize something. We deal with your gross habits; you are not about to spring a break upon us.

Simply just say, "Wanna get some food?"

"[He] leaves his baseball stuff in his car & when he picks me up, It SMELLS so bad like straight feet that have been wearing the same socks for 9 days."

I feel this, girlfriend, I really do. On a personal note, I honestly see my life flash before my eyes after getting that first whiff of a sweaty cleat that kind of smells like cat piss.

I don't own a cat for that reason. Help a sister out; maybe take them out of your car BEFORE you pick me up for date night?

"Bites his fingernails. It’s so gross and drives me insane! He isn’t aware that he does it either; it’s just a habit. Every time he does it, I just cringe."

...and then you're going to try and kiss me. It's going to be a NO from me. Bye Felicia!

"He will literally eat something sitting on a boardwalk bench that has been God knows where for God knows how long if he really wants it."

Uh... he must have a really, really good personality.

One. Word. YIKES.

Let's hear it for the girlfriends who date nose pickers:

"Wipe boogers on the wall."

"Picks his nose and puts his boogies on me."

"He picks his nose and EATS IT..."

"Not all the time, but sometimes he does and it grosses me out. I’ll make him go brush his teeth!"

The boyfriend who picks, uh... something else.

"He always picks his nails when he’s driving and it drives me insane. He peels his nails and throws them out of the window instead of just clipping them. Annoying."

I'm really, really hoping that someone made this next one up. But you literally never know what type of guys are out there at this point. I'm just honestly flabbergasted.

"Peed on me in the shower. Multiple times."

I'm just... okay. Do you, girlfriend, but I think that will be the end for me.

And the boyfriend who is a little too close to his buddies:

"He talks about other boys... a lot... like he talks about his friends’ penises. Why are you so obsessed with them?"

And last but not least...the bum busters. We can't forget about you:

"Burps and farts at the same time and laughs at me because he knows it somewhat bothers me. But he's cute, so I laugh anyway. "

"[He] farts under all the blankets and suffocates me under them."

But yet, we still absolutely love them anyway. Some one get us some awards.

Cover Image Credit: Brooke Albright

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An Open Letter To The Girl In A Toxic Relationship Who Doesn't See The Signs To Let Go

"it took letting go to realize that I was holding onto nothing" -R.H Sin


Dear you,

I hope you're doing well. I once thought I was too. I once thought that if he would just change, for me, everything would work. However, my sweet girl, you should not have to change people, you should not have to push people to be better, for you. You cannot help anyone, that does not want to help themselves.

In the movies, we learn to love a bad boy that needs changing. However, it isn't always your job to be boys saving grace. However, his shaming and emotional abuse is not just something you should put up with so that you can love him. That is not loving.

Love is not a constant competition of who could belittle the other one first. Love is not asking for a hug and being told no. Love does not make you feel stupid for bringing up things that hurt your feelings.

Love does not grow angry because you talk to your mom about your feelings. Love does not body shame. Love does not constantly change the passcode to their phone.

Love does not laugh when you find out they're unfaithful. Love does not tell you that you are not smart enough to accomplish anything. Love does not force their hand up your thigh when the words "no" slip out of your mouth.

Love is the warmth of a hand on your cheek when you get anxious. Love is getting your backpack out the car for you. Love is turning around when you need them. Love compromises.

Love is encouraging. Love is proud. Love is forgiving. Love sees you for who you are. Love knows you are worthy.

God is your Father and you are His daughter, so do not believe for one second that this abuse is the love you think you deserve.

Love will not always be easy. Love will be challenging and a constant prayer to not anger so quickly.

However, do not mix up challenging with the abuse. If you are losing the good pieces of yourself, then it isn't love. I know that you put a lot of time and effort into this relationship, but it is no good, you are holding on to someone whose heart is not in the right place to love you.

I connected with a poem from R. H. Sin, once I left my toxic relationship which reads, "it took letting go to realize that I was holding onto nothing."

Darling girl, you are so loved by so many people, do not let this relationship hold you back or make you feel less worthy than you are. I have always been the girl with her nose stuck up in the air smelling for smoke, to follow the trail to a burning house to find a boy that needed saving, but it is more than likely a boy that lit the fire in the first place and needs changing.

So, do not be me, be better. Be the girl that lights her own world on fire, for her work, for her family, for God. You are you and you are amazing, so do not fear being without him.

You will feel as if you have come up for air after drowning in an ocean that you had no idea you were swimming in.

The emotional abuse that this boy has put you through and maybe even physical abuse will leave you building walls around your heart. It will make other relationships hard, but you are so so strong.

You will meet someone that makes you so happy and feel so easy to love, you will never understand how you stuck around with the one that hurt you for so long.

You deserve to grow from this, and I promise you will.

Let go.


The girl who learned from a toxic relationship

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Being Far Away From My Boyfriend Actually Strengthened Our Relationship Instead Of Forcing It Apart

While we were apart, we became closer.


Before I really start this article, I just want to say that my relationship isn't truly a long distance relationship. We are both college students at the same university eight months out of the year, but the other four months we live quite a distance apart. Even during those four months, we are only about 150 miles from each other as the bird flies, but really about three hours from each other.

Being in a relationship where I'm not able to see my boyfriend every day or even every week has been a real challenge. But it's been a good challenge. It hasn't been a challenge because I've felt unfaithful or fallen out of love with him in any way. It's challenging because I miss him. We both work jobs and our schedules aren't the same and oftentimes we aren't able to talk to each other unless it's early in the morning or late at night. There are times when all I want to do is talk to him and tell him about how my day went and get a big bear hug from him. Unfortunately, I'm not really able to do this.

I firmly believe that being apart from each other for days, weeks, or even months have brought us closer than we could've ever imagined. We knew that this would be difficult, and we knew that there would be bad days, but we decided to power through it. It has made each time that we are able to see each other so much more special and meaningful.

Seeing each other has become more of spending time with each other than just laying around on the couch playing around on our phones. It's become really getting to know each other better and catching up on all the things we had missed. It's become a time for us to simply be in each other's presence and enjoy being able to talk face to face without a phone in the middle of us. We go on more adventurous dates, we take more pictures, and I think we would both easily say that we fall more and more in love with each other after each opportunity we have to spend time together.

Spending time together is no longer a daily activity, but it has become a right to be earned through hard work and several paychecks as travel can become expensive. We no longer take opportunities to see each other for granted, and it has made us grow closer because we aren't able to spend time together often. We look forward to the days when we won't have to worry about being apart but know that this is only a stepping stone in our relationship.

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