20 Pick-Up Lines That Will Guarantee You A Date For Valentine's Day

20 Pick-Up Lines That Will Guarantee You A Date For Valentine's Day

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice
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It is that time of year again! The time where guys will approach a girl - and vice versa - and try to snag a date for Valentine's Day. Now, while some people will decide to be direct and just ask if they would like to go on a date or be their Valentine. However, the more fun way to ask someone is to use a cheesy pickup line! Not sure which ones to ask? Well, lucky for you, I asked people which pick-up lines they thought were so funny that they had to go on the date with the person.

1. "You look like trash, it is alright if I take you out?"

I guess looking like trash is a compliment nowadays?

2. "You must be a small amount of Phosphorus and I am a wooden stick. . . Because we are a match!"

For all of you Chemistry nerds out there! You know what happens when you light up Phosphorus!

3. "Are you my appendix? Because I don't know how you work but the weird feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

Best pick up line out there!

4. "My love for you is like dividing by zero. . . It is undefinable!"

Perfect pick up line to tell the boy or girl in your math class l. I am positive they'll appreciate it.

5. "Are you religious? Because you're the answer to my prayers."

Perfect line to use here at GCU.

6. "Most of my friends call me ____, but you can call me anytime."

Just insert your name and give your number!

7. "Do you like coffee? Because I like you a latte."

Who doesn't like coffee??

8. "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?.... Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm ____."

Insert your name and boom!! The ice is broken.

9. "Hey girl, are you German? Because I want to be gerMAN."

You always need a pickup line with great wordplay.

10. "Are you an Instagram post? Because I can double tap you all night."

Need I say more?

11. "Is your name Arizona? Because you are hotter than Hell!"

This pickup line is bound to make someone smile considering it is so relatable!

12. "You're breaking the 8th Commandment because you stole my heart."

Do you know your ten Commandments?

13. "Hey boy, you put the 'stud' in Bible study."

Only studs read the Bible.

14. "You put the 'us' in Jesus."

Did you know Jesus was a stud?

15. "So, last night, I was reading the book of Numbers and I realized I don't have yours."

Here is a Christian way to be smooth!

16. "Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

Everyone knows Koalas are cute!

17. "Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

Another chemistry pun! Get it?

18. "If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple."

Who needs any other fruit?

19. "Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you."

Better give this person a band-aid!

20. "Are you from Mexico? Because I think you're the Juan for me!"

This is even better if the person you're talking to actually is named Juan!

And there you have it! Twenty pick up lines that will ensure you have a Valentine this year (If you want one). Go ahead, try one out and see what happens! Good luck!

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11 Things The Man You Love Should Do For You, No Questions Asked

Sometimes it's just the simple things in life that mean a lot.

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Every girl feels special when the guy she's dating does simple things for her that not everyone thinks about. Here's a list of 10 things that every girl genuinely appreciates.

1. Open/Hold the door

I feel like this one is really simple because everyone has to walk through doors. Chivalry isn't dead, let him open the door for you. He's not trying to prove that you can't do it for yourself, but he's trying to be polite and show you that he cares for you.

2. Give you really big hugs

Everyone has bad days, and sometimes you just need a really big hug. Whether it be a bear hug or the hug where he picks you up and spins you around, it will make you feel better in the long run.

3. Buy you really small gifts

One of the best things my boyfriend has ever done for me is simply bringing me a Dr. Pepper when he knows I'm tired from a long hard day full of exams or work. Sonic slushes will also make my day in a heartbeat.

4. Text/Call you just to tell you he loves you

This is pretty simple. It takes less than 10 seconds to text, and only a few minutes to call. Sometimes you get these texts right at the perfect moment, and it makes you feel so much better.

5. Come see you when you're sick

Everyone hates being sick. But seeing your friends and family while you're sick can make you feel so much better. Having your boyfriend come to see you and possibly even take care of you just makes being sick that much easier.

6. Respect your decisions

You're not married yet, so your decisions are up to you! He should respect the decisions you make and support you, even if it's not what he thinks is the best decision. After all, you know yourself better than anyone else!

7. Give you a shoulder to cry on

We all have bad days, and sometimes you just can't stop the tears from coming. Even if he's not good with crying, he should give you hugs and love to help you get through it.

8. Compliment you

Even if you look horrible and know so, hopefully, he'll still tell you that you look good. Even if the clothes you're wearing aren't his style, he should still tell you that they look good on you and that you are beautiful each and every day.

9. Call you when you're away or he's away

If you're like me, I miss my boyfriend after being away for about three hours, so when we're apart for more than a couple days, I love getting random calls from him when he knows I'm not busy. It's definitely better than a text.

10. Deal with all your annoying quirks

So if you're anything like me, you enjoy screaming music as loudly and horribly as you can in the car and making a complete fool of yourself, but he should love you for that anyway. I also love to take really stupid pictures, and he should put up with that too. He shouldn't be annoyed by your quirks, he should love them and laugh along with you.

11. Love you no matter what

I honestly feel like this goes without saying, but I put it on here so that the girls who don't feel like they're being loved no matter what can realize. He should want to work out problems with you instead of calling it quits and holding a grudge. He should want you to be happy and support you in every decision you make in life. When he loves you unconditionally, he will do all of the above things and more.

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If You View Being In A Relationship As 'Losing Your Freedom,' You’re In The Wrong Relationship

Someone had to say it.

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Relationships are about being the best possible version of yourself separate and together. They're about growing with and doing life alongside your partner. They're fun, loving, and granted, they can sometimes be challenging.

Some challenges that frequently come up in relationships are disagreements (which are for sure gonna happen, because you're two individual people!), dealing with stress, and depending on where you're at in life, it could also be financial struggles. Of course, all relationships are going to have problems and everything won't always be “rainbows and butterflies" as Maroon 5 like to put it.

That being said though, one challenge that shouldn't ever be an issue in a relationship is the loss of freedom. Where did this idea come from?

I see it all the time, people talking about not wanting to get into a relationship because they don't want to "lose their freedom".

If you are in a relationship which causes you to lose your freedom, you are 100% in the wrong relationship.

Being in a relationship is not synonymous with not being able to be yourself or be able to do what you want. In a good relationship, you will be able to still have your alone time, be your own person, hang out with your friends, the list goes on and on. All of these things are so important. Relationships should never consume your life, they should complement it.

Why is this even a conversation we need to be having? Seriously.

Now obviously if you're referring to losing the option of getting with other people or dating around, then yes, you're right, you absolutely shouldn't get into a relationship... but that doesn't mean relationships mean losing your freedom.

If you are in a relationship with someone you love and respect, getting with other people isn't even going to be on your radar. It truly is that simple.

The trend of hating on relationships, for this reason, has gotten so out of hand in recent years, especially on social media. It's so frustrating, though, because it could not be any more inaccurate.

You should absolutely still have freedom in relationships. You can have it. I for one absolutely have it and do not view my relationship as the loss of freedom, at all. If you don't, maybe evaluate that relationship and realize it's not the best one to be in.

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