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46 Pick-Up Lines That will get you the girl, maybe

How many times have pick-up lines actually worked?

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Picture this. You're out with your friends, having a good time. You're not looking for anyone to talk to, but someone comes up to you anyways and hits you with, "your clothes look nice, but they'd look better on my floor."

Seriously? That's supposed to make someone want to go home with you? Yikes.

If you haven't had a pick-up line used on you before, consider yourself lucky. Some of them are tacky, others are downright gross, but few are actually decent and might make you consider a drink with the pitiful pick-up artist.

Below are the 50 best and worst pick-up lines. It's up to you to decide which are good and which are awful. See if you can use one of these yourself without getting laughed at.

1. "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

2. "Are you a General? Cause my Privates just snapped to attention."

3. "I've got a Juul and a fridge full of Four Lokos. Looking for a good time tonight?"

4. "Want to watch porn on my flat screen mirror?"

5. "Queen Bey ain't got nothing on you."

6. "Are you a beaver? Cause DAM!"

7. "Did you just fart? You blew me away!"

8. "Are those space pants? Your ass is outta this world!"

9. "You must work at Subway cause you're giving me a footlong."

10. "Wanna be the next contestant in The Game of Love?"

11. "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

12." Your parents must be terrorists cause you're the bomb!"

12. "Are you DNA Helicase? Cause I'd like to unzip your genes."

14. "Do you live in a corn field? Cause I'm stalking you."

15. "How long did it take to shave those beautiful loooong legs?"

16. "You turn my software into hardware."

17. "You have nice child-bearing hips."

18. "You're mom's hot. I'm sure you'll look just like her when you're older."

19. "I'm conducting a survey. On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely are you to have sex with me?"

20. "Your lipgloss smells great. Can I have a taste?"

21. "The tongue is the strongest muscle in the body. Let's have a little fight."

22. "Would you mind taking your clothes off? I'd like to see where an angel hides their wings."

23. "How do you like your eggs- fried, scrambled, or fertilized?"

24. "Do bandz make you dance?"

25. "Thank God I brought my gloves, cause you're too hot to handle."

26. "I would totally let you take me to brunch."

27. "I'll give you a hit from my Juul for a sip of your drink."

28. "Do you work at Build-a-Bear? Cause I'd stuff you."

29. "Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty."

30. "I've been celibate for the past five years, so help me get back out there."

31. "Is your name Gillette? Cause you're the best a man can get."

32. "What do I have to do to get on your drunk dial list?"

33. "Are you a dictator? You're causing a political uprising in my pants."

34. "How'd you like to take a ride on the Orgasm Express?"

35. "I think you're suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me."

36. "Was your ass forged by Sauron? Cause that ass looks precious."

37. "You look a lot like my next boyfriend."

38. "Are you sure you're a Muggle? Cause your ass is magical."

39. "Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.

40. "You must be a Snickers bar, because you're satisfying."

41. "Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

42. "You must be tired from running through my mind all day."

43. "Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"

44. "I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did!"

45. "Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?"

46. "I'll call the museum and let them know their finest piece of art is missing."

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