44 Ways Pizza Is Unequivocally Better Than Boys, Who Unlike Pizza, Rarely Deliver
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44 Ways Pizza Is Unequivocally Better Than Boys, Who Unlike Pizza, Rarely Deliver

14. Pizza doesn't judge you when you don't get dressed up.

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44 Ways Pizza Is Unequivocally Better Than Boys, Who Unlike Pizza, Rarely Deliver
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1. Pizza won't cheat on you.

2. Pizza won't call you a slut or whore when you decide to go with a different pizza with different toppings.

3. But you can always have the same Pizza for your whole life, and it won't ever change.

4. Pizza will always show up.

5. And if pizza doesn't show up, it won't call you crazy when you call a million times to see where it is.

6. Pizza comes in so many different types, you'll never get bored.

7. And Pizza doesn't judge if you try different pizzas from different places your whole life and never settle.

8. Pizza is hot but is also good when it's cold or lukewarm.

9. Pizza always smells good.

10. And tastes good, too.

11. Pizza is always a good idea, no matter the time of day.

12. Pizza doesn't judge if you want it for breakfast or in the afternoon.

13. Pizza is basically the most low maintenance thing you can find.

14. Pizza doesn't judge you when you don't get dressed up.

15. Hell, you can pick Pizza up when you haven't showered for three days and are in the same sweats, and it STILL won't judge you.

16. Pizza doesn't complain when you leave it for a few hours to do other things.

17. Pizza is cool with you going out with your friends, even if you don't come home to it.

18. Pizza will never comment on your body.

19. Pizza is easy to clean up after.

20. Pizza doesn't argue for the remote.

21. Pizza wants to watch whatever you watch - no complaints by Pizza.

22. Pizza doesn't tell you to get ready faster.

23. Pizza doesn't care when you bail on plans.

24. Pizza doesn't try to make you work out.

25. Pizza is perfectly happy with how you look.

26. Pizza won't say "you have a nice personality" to nicely let you down.

27. Pizza doesn't judge you when you drink too much.

28. Pizza won't call you a mess or tell you that you're annoying when you tell it you love it a million times.

29. Pizza doesn't care if you call it at 3 AM to hang out late at night.

30. Pizza is always down for an adventure.

31. You can take Pizza wherever and it won't ever ask why, or complain about the length of the trip, or even say anything.

32. Pizza just goes with the flow.

33. Pizza doesn't ask for commitment.

34. Pizza doesn't care "where this is going."

35. But Pizza is always there when you need it, without question.

36. Pizza likes your friends.

37. Pizza is always there for your friends, too!

38. Pizza doesn't care about being the center of attention.

39. Pizza just does its own thing and chills.

40. Pizza isn't ever rude.

41. Pizza will never comment on things that you don't want it to.

42. Pizza won't ever spill your secrets.

43. Pizza lets you dress it up with anything you want on it, and doesn't say a word.

44. Pizza just lets you be you, and that's beautiful.

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