9 College Girls Confess The Most Psycho Drunk Texts They’ve Sent Their Ex
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We've all been there. We've downed one too many vodka cranberries and all of our inhibitions are gone, causing us to go right into our text messages and text the absolute worst person: our ex. If you're anything like me, this text turns into to sobbing and "I miss you so much" even though let's be real, I don't miss my ex at ALL.

Thankfully, a lot of girls aren't quite like me and are much more willing to go full-on PSYCHO on their ex. After one too many tequila shots, here are the psycho drunk texts (x) college girls sent their ex.

1. The birthday wish he probably deserved.

"S/o to me for leaving ur ass. Wish I was smarter and did it a few years earlier. Happy birthday!" - Female, 22

Sis, I am SO admiring how bold you are.

2. We may not talk anymore, but I'm really fucking hungry, thanks.

"I know we don't like each other but I would really appreciate some chicken wings right now if you could drop some off thankssssss." - Female, 21

I mean...chicken wings are always a good idea. Also loving all the s's we have going on right now.

3. I think he got the point...

"I texted my ex 37 times in a row "I hate you." 37. Thirty. freaking. seven." - Female, 20

Bet ya anything he deserved every single one of them, too.

4. Yes. Girl.

"I'm f***** perfect unlike you." - Female, 19

Forever wishing I had this kind of confidence!

5. Never thought these two were related, but..

"I don't need water because I have love and love is better than water." - Female, 19

Love is better than water, but sometimes we need to love ourselves enough to own up and drink some water.

6. Getting straight to the point.

"Okay when do you wanna fuck is the question." - Female, 21

First off sister, hooking up with your ex is never a good idea...

7. Oh, honey...

"I would let you break my ribs everyday if I could get back with you." - Female, 20

I hope you got away from this person because you deserve someone who you don't have to beg to love you.

8. You go sis!

"I told him that if we weren't going to get back together that I was going to get with his best friend and he didn't believe me so I did." - Female, 20

Getting him right where it hurts by getting with his best friend. Classic.

9. Should've kept her when you had the chance.

"I know why you really broke up with me. You really are fucked up. Trying to say that it was because you needed space but really you were just trying to make things official with the bitch you were with behind me back. Biggest mistake you'll ever make." - Female, 20

This lead to the ex blocking her, but I think she said it right by telling him that he really did fuck up.

Literally, so hot RN

Literally, so hot RN

To The Guy Who Ghosted Me, You Broke Me Into Nothing By Saying Nothing, But Now I'm Bouncing Back

You betrayed me in a way I expected from any other guy but you

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I thought I hit the jackpot. I thought it would take me quite some time to find someone to replace the guy I lost, who I didn't want to lose. I thought no one would come close to him, but that's when I met you. You made me forget about the pain of the past with your comforting words. You were so real, you have gone through your own sets of trials, been through hell and back in many aspects of life, and you were there to talk to me and feed me warm, happy maple syrup feelings I didn't think I'd feel again so soon.

You drip honey, so sticky on the inside but so innocent on the outside, upon first glance.

I gave in to you in every sense. I opened up, I told you things I don't like telling people, especially a random guy I'd just met. You're the kind of guy a girl can look at and say, "Wow, this is going to suck when you leave." You weren't supposed to leave.

I was the girl who wasn't a psycho like your exes, but you couldn't handle something too real, too tame. Your thrill for psychotic bitches is your downfall. I was going to ask you about where we stood and prove doubters wrong. You were the boy I wanted to bring home in a few months time, to meet my family, to meet all of my friends, but you never gave me the chance. You left me to plans that you knew would never happen. You betrayed me in a way I expected from any other guy but you and ripped out a part of me I don't think I'll ever get back.

I trusted you to a fault because I'm someone who always looks for the benefit of the doubt in a situation. I cut you slack, I gave you chances to tell me the truth. You owed me the truth and all I got was you watching my stories on Snapchat, an answer without words. You bought me flowers and candy for Valentine's Day and made me pasta twice because you knew I loved it. You let me meet your dog. How dare you do things for me to treat me like something so disposable? Did I ever even matter? I felt something so real, a cosmic connection, and you broke it with ease. You broke me into nothing by saying nothing, but now I'm bouncing back.

I may not be making any leaps or bounds at the moment, but I'm going to get back out there. It's unfortunate that you defiled the trust I had, but I'm not going to let that stop me from opening up to anyone else. It's just going to be a rougher road to walk on since you've taken the smooth exterior away. It took me days before I could really cry over you. I cried hot tears of true pain, that burned my face when they fell. That being said, those tears have stopped now. I prayed over getting you back, asking those watching over me to reverse what's written for me, to give me you again, to have you give me an answer.

You're not supposed to be with me. I'm not supposed to be with you. You're another step closer to who I'm supposed to be with. Maybe it's you, just down the line when you get it together, but I certainly am not holding my breath for you or anyone else who hurts me ever again.

You ghosted me, and now you're a part of the list of boys who have done the same thing. Your ghosting stung a lot and left me more vulnerable than usual. But I'm not letting you and your lack of respect for me prevent me from moving on. I won't see you around, except on Snapchat, watching my stories while I watch yours. I'm writing this for me as I heal and look forward to the day ambulance sirens and the sound of saying your name in conversations stops hurting me.

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Hey Little Sis, Heartbreaks Are Rough, But I Promise You That It's Going To Be OK

I've been there — we've all been there — and it sucks, but it's not the end of the world, I promise.

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Dear Little Sister,

I know this sucks. Heartbreak is hard. Your first relationship lasted much longer than mine did, so I can only imagine how much more it hurts right now. I get it. But, you aren't alone in what you're feeling. So, here is my best advice for you.

Your feelings are completely valid

It does not matter if you broke up with him, or if you're still young, or anything anyone else wants to say. Your feelings are valid because they are what you are feeling. No one has the right to tell you what to feel—you have a right to feel your feelings fully.

Keep your chin up

You are a complete person all on your own—you don't need no man! You are great the way you are, and strong enough to get through it all.

Stay positive

This relationship didn't work out? That's OK! You're that much closer to finding the one that will. Mom's right—this just teaches you more of what you do or don't want in a relationship.

Don't jump into another relationship right away

I know you're used to having someone there, and the company and support are great. But don't let someone you care about become a rebound. If they really care about you, they'll wait until you're sure of yourself again. You deserve time to yourself.

You're going to learn who your real friends are—lean on them.

If your friends feel the need to pick sides over your relationship ending, they probably weren't really your friends to start with. Your friend circle is going to shrink a little, but that's OK. It's best to know who is there for you now. And while you're leaning on your friends, don't forget you can lean on your family. I know when you're 15 it can be hard to relate to your parents, but I promise you they care about you.

If you want to chill with Ben & Jerry for a while, that's cool

Puns completely intended. But, go ahead and eat the ice cream (there's no reason not to). You deserve it.

Do not forget your worth

You are beautiful and smart and kind. You deserve the best. Live your best life, my dear.

I know I don't have all the answers, but I hope this helps. I am always here for you.

I love you,

Your big sister

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