20 Seattle Dudes' Tinder Bios That Sum Up The Seattle Dating World In A Nutshell

20 Seattle Dudes' Tinder Bios That Sum Up The Seattle Dating World In A Nutshell

If you are reading this and come across your bio, just know you made my day.
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"So you just swipe right if you think they're cute and have a funny bio?" These were my initial thoughts as my best friend created a Tinder for me (something I yelled at her for doing at first). Within the past month, I have come across some interesting, disturbing, and hilarious biographies within the area of Seattle and Bellingham.

I can guess what some people are thinking: "Why on earth would you download a dating app that is based solemnly on 1-5 pictures?" Well, to be completely honest, I thought the exact same thing. But after messing around with it for a month, I found it more entertaining than anything! I decided to keep this app to find the most interesting people who have decided to share their puns, quotes or intriguing personality traits through their profile.

I hope these next 20 partial bios will make you smile or cringe as much I did.

1. The man who will make all your dreams appear:

"Are you a magician? Because abraca-DAMN girl."

2. Swipe-Right Steven:

"Steven

Stev

St

Sw

Swipe

Swipe Right."

3. The dad bod and proud man:

"I'm everything you dreamt of, but with a belly."

4. The clever Costco shopper:

"Let's be real, Tinder is like going through Costco, taking free samples, and finally finding something you like."

5. The man who will write a symphony for you:

"Looking for women who will break my heart so I can make more music."

6. The 'punniest' man on Tinder:

"Science recently discovered that enduring one bad pun extends your life by 3 hours. Stick with me, and you'll live forever."

7. The one who knows it all goes downhill after 18:

"I peaked in high school."

8. Never super-like and save yourself from a stolen TV:

"Homeless and looking to move in with you on the first date."

9. Swipe right so your best friend doesn't have to:

"Girls, the sooner one of you bites the bullet and becomes my girlfriend, the sooner I'll leave the rest of you alone... Take one for the team. "

10. The bad boy who even supplies the perfect lighting:

"My perfect date: I pick you up in my blue Dodge Dart. You get in. Candles are lit. You go "Isn't this dangerous?" And I go "Yes, but I like dangerous."

11. The one who knows he is more photogenic than you (sorry to say):

"That's not my baby. I just thought I looked good in that photo."

12. The 5/10 man:

"I like to think of myself as a 10 in progress."

13. The guy who you will overeat with on the first date:

"I tell people I watch Netflix with the subtitles on to better understand the dialogues but in reality, I can't hear the movie over the food I'm eating."

14. A class act with high standards:

"Wine, cocaine, and caviar."

15. The guy who will go shot for shot with you:

"I just wanna find someone who can consume as much alcohol as me."

16. I'm pretty sure he is a fictional being:

"Godzilla in the streets, King Kong in the sheets."

17. The one who makes you feel bad for not having your sh*t together:

"I don't just have my ducks in a row, they march single file and quack on queue."

18. Swipe left or you might as well message yourself:

"I hate the outdoors, and talking, and dating... So why am I on here?"

19. You'll be glad you super liked this guy:

"I'm a business owner. I may be ugly but I'll have lots of money some day. Take advantage of that."

20. For goodness sake, swipe right so he has someone to talk to:

"The only thing lower than my standards is my self-esteem."

I would like to thank all of the men who are on Tinder that supported this article.

Cover Image Credit: Lauren Gallup

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12 Things To Know Before Dating A Girl Who Loves Country Singers More Than She Loves You

They’re just as important as you, babe.

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If you're about to fall for a girl who falls for country singers, prepare yourself by knowing the following:

1. The playlist 

My playlist will go from Luke Combs to Blake Shelton and you'll have to deal with it. Your playlists are not an option. I will go on and on about how beautiful their voice is, but don't get jealous.

2. Releases

I will set alarms for new releases like Luke Combs "The Prequel" and you HAVE to be as excited as I am. I will be more excited about these releases than I am about anything else in life, but suck it up buttercup.

3. Concerts

I will give up time with you to go see my favorite singers and you’ll just have to understand. You can either join or not, but the plans aren’t changing.

4. Lyrics

You will hear me quote their lyrics more than I’ll say I love you, but just know I still love you.

5. Car rides

Every car ride will include country music, while it will most likely be Luke Combs or Adam Doleac blaring on the radio, you better enjoy every bit of it.

6. I will talk about how beautiful they are.

You’ll hear about their looks often, wether it be Luke Combs eyes or Luke Bryan’s voice, the looks will be brought up. Don’t get jealous, you’re just as handsome.

7. Their voices

Their voices are BEAUTIFUL. While I personally favor Luke Combs, just know I love yours too.

8. Phone backgrounds 

My phone background is most likely some country singer and not a picture of us, but you’re important, I promise.

9. Home Decor 

I will have pictures of Faren Rachels and I up before I have some of us, but realize I have plenty of pictures of us and one with her.

10. Awards

Whenever any awards are on, they’re number one priority compared to your Braves games. You can always watch recaps.

11. Singing 

I will randomly start singing any song by them and probably interrupt any story you're telling, sorry they're on my mind.

12. Dates

I will make sure any release dates for new songs, albums, or concerts are on my calendar; however, I will probably forget our anniversaries.

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11 Things The Man You Love Should Do For You, No Questions Asked

Sometimes it's just the simple things in life that mean a lot.

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Every girl feels special when the guy she's dating does simple things for her that not everyone thinks about. Here's a list of 10 things that every girl genuinely appreciates.

1. Open/Hold the door

I feel like this one is really simple because everyone has to walk through doors. Chivalry isn't dead, let him open the door for you. He's not trying to prove that you can't do it for yourself, but he's trying to be polite and show you that he cares for you.

2. Give you really big hugs

Everyone has bad days, and sometimes you just need a really big hug. Whether it be a bear hug or the hug where he picks you up and spins you around, it will make you feel better in the long run.

3. Buy you really small gifts

One of the best things my boyfriend has ever done for me is simply bringing me a Dr. Pepper when he knows I'm tired from a long hard day full of exams or work. Sonic slushes will also make my day in a heartbeat.

4. Text/Call you just to tell you he loves you

This is pretty simple. It takes less than 10 seconds to text, and only a few minutes to call. Sometimes you get these texts right at the perfect moment, and it makes you feel so much better.

5. Come see you when you're sick

Everyone hates being sick. But seeing your friends and family while you're sick can make you feel so much better. Having your boyfriend come to see you and possibly even take care of you just makes being sick that much easier.

6. Respect your decisions

You're not married yet, so your decisions are up to you! He should respect the decisions you make and support you, even if it's not what he thinks is the best decision. After all, you know yourself better than anyone else!

7. Give you a shoulder to cry on

We all have bad days, and sometimes you just can't stop the tears from coming. Even if he's not good with crying, he should give you hugs and love to help you get through it.

8. Compliment you

Even if you look horrible and know so, hopefully, he'll still tell you that you look good. Even if the clothes you're wearing aren't his style, he should still tell you that they look good on you and that you are beautiful each and every day.

9. Call you when you're away or he's away

If you're like me, I miss my boyfriend after being away for about three hours, so when we're apart for more than a couple days, I love getting random calls from him when he knows I'm not busy. It's definitely better than a text.

10. Deal with all your annoying quirks

So if you're anything like me, you enjoy screaming music as loudly and horribly as you can in the car and making a complete fool of yourself, but he should love you for that anyway. I also love to take really stupid pictures, and he should put up with that too. He shouldn't be annoyed by your quirks, he should love them and laugh along with you.

11. Love you no matter what

I honestly feel like this goes without saying, but I put it on here so that the girls who don't feel like they're being loved no matter what can realize. He should want to work out problems with you instead of calling it quits and holding a grudge. He should want you to be happy and support you in every decision you make in life. When he loves you unconditionally, he will do all of the above things and more.

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