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'You up?' and 11 other texts from your hometown F*Ckboy That you won't reply to this summer

I left town for a reason, and you were one of them.

Madison Zegarlowicz

Jul 01, 2018

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You've been home for awhile now and the months of summer that remain are full of promise and fun experiences, beach vacations and parties, laughter and tears... and texts from your ex. You know, the one you thought you got rid of for good who just so happens to contact you every time that you're home on break? Before you roll your eyes and leave his pathetic messages on 'read', you have to know what to look for.

Luckily, the girl who can spot a f*ckboy from a mile away is here to help you get through this summer without making any boy-related mistakes.

Here are 12 texts that boy will send you that you should totally leave on 'read.'

1. You up?

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Adding a winking face makes this text worse than it already is. If he adds an emoji of any kind, especially the eggplant, you need to run.

2. You're home already?

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Uh, yeah. Shouldn't matter to you though.

3. We should chill

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You can chill with your bros. I don't chill.

4. Too good for me now?

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You got it.

5. Wanna chill?

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This, in a way, is better than number three because at least they're asking versus telling. It's still bad tho. Still not worth a reply. Next!

6. Since you're home, you should come over

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This one's funny, because sometimes they add "haha" at the end to make it seem "casual"...

7. I miss you

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You don't miss me. You just miss... nvm.

8. I know you've thought about me

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Yeah, I've thought about how nice it has been to not have to see you for months.

9. You're the only girl I wanna be with

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This text is usually used to rope you into a summer-only "commitment" where you're the only one committed. Good try, boys. Good try.

10. Wyd?

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Well, I was relaxing until you texted me and ruined my peace with your existence

11. You should come cuddle

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If they're brave, they'll start with this. Typically, though, this is said after you stupidly entertain them for awhile. Don't even bother.

12. I've changed

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Have you changed? Or are you just that desperate to get laid?

Now that you know what you're looking for, you know what to avoid at all costs. Be safe out there, ladies. Fuckboys are everywhere this summer.

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'You up?' and 11 other texts from your hometown F*Ckboy That you won't reply to this summer

I left town for a reason, and you were one of them.

1. You up?

2. You're home already?

3. We should chill

4. Too good for me now?

5. Wanna chill?

6. Since you're home, you should come over

7. I miss you

8. I know you've thought about me

9. You're the only girl I wanna be with

10. Wyd?

11. You should come cuddle

12. I've changed

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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

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Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

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2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

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19. To brush off gossip.

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