College is a struggle to filter through with all of the different boys you will meet either through dating apps like Tinder or walking around on campus or in class. Here are the five different guys you may encounter next to you in bed after a sober lonely fallout or a drunken one night stand.
1. A nice Italian sausage
This is the dude that knows what he was doing last night and has some experience with pleasuring women in bed. After all, it's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean. ;)
2. Fruity Pebbles
You wake up next to a weirdo. You don't remember how you got into bed with some immature stranger. Reminder: "never again."
3. A bagel with plain cream cheese
This guy is reliable and dependable, yet he doesn't have the major "it" factor. There's really nothing extraordinary going on.
4. Grits
This guy is disgusting: not well liked and kind of messy, whether it's his room or his hygiene.
5. A funny face chocolate chip pancake from IHOP
This guy was fun and a good time to be around. He hit the right spot and you can't wait to see him again during your next craving.