These 10 College Guys' First Date Stories Will Make You Feel 100 Percent Better About Your Love Life

First dates are nervewracking and I'm sure we all can agree. We spend all night to look good and make a good first impression for our date, but sometimes first dates don't go as planned.

I've had my fair share of not so good first dates. One time, I went on a date on the fourth of July to go watch fireworks with a guy. He ended up being late and we missed the whole show... but here we are today as boyfriend and girlfriend. So not all bad first dates turn out a bust, but for these men, they did.

I asked 10 guys the worst first date conversations they've had and here are their stories:

1. Seeing double

"I took this girl out to dinner at a regular place, nothing too fancy or too run down. As we were getting to know each other, she blurts out, 'I have to be back in about a half hour because I have another date that I forgot about, no offense to you.' I thought she was joking but she wasn't."

2. Speak no evil

"I had a girl come over and she said five words the entire night. I didn't even want to hang out with her anymore."

3. Movie digger

"We went to the movies to go see the new Marvel movie. Everything went great until the end when I was driving her home. All she did was talk about how her ex loved the Marvel series and how she 'low key' misses having movie nights with him because he bought everything."

4. Hunbot

"She invited me over to her house to watch a movie. When I got there, everything was going good. We were getting to know each other and then I asked her if she has a job. She said she works at home with a nutrition company, She kept going on and on about it for about an hour. I was getting annoyed and then realized that the company she was talking about are those MLM schemes that are shared all over Facebook."

5. Welcome to Chili's

"I took her to Chili's and I paid the bill. She never said 'thank you' and then stopped talking to me a few days later."

6. No gun show?

"I met this girl at our library for a study date and when I saw her for the first time she said, "Oh, I was expecting you to be a little more muscular!" She said she was joking but I think she only said that because she knew she hurt my feelings."

7. Secrets don't make friends

"Our first date we went out to the bars and she got drunk while I stayed pretty sober. She could barely walk so I told her I'd take her home. She looks at me and says, 'You look so much like my boyfriend! But don't tell him that.' Turns out she wasn't actually single."

8. Major shade

"We met at Starbucks for our first date. We were talking and we're both college students so I asked her what her major was. She said criminal justice and then asked me what mine was and I told her art history. She laughed and said, 'Good luck with that. You won't make any money.'"

9. Daddy

"She told me I looked like her dad and proceeded to call me Dad for the rest of the night."

10. That's not my name

"Our first date was going well, we were laughing and really getting to know each other. She then started calling me by the wrong name... the entire night. I didn't tell her though because I was embarrassed for her."

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5 Questions To Ask Yourself When You're On The Fence With A Guy

Is he worth it?


Whether you're contemplating if you want to continue your fling with a guy or contemplating breaking up with your boyfriend, there are always questions we're asking ourselves. Ranging from "is this right of me?" to "is this what will make me happy?" But if you are really sitting on the fence and don't know what to do next, check out these five questions you need to ask yourself if you're torn on what to do.

1. Do I want long term or short term?

This is a huge question to ask. If you're looking to settle down for a while, your guy may not want that. And it could always be the other way around as well. Make sure to decipher this with him so you both know what you want and no one gets a broken heart.

2. Can I see myself marrying this person?

I know this is a bold question to ask, especially if you're not dating. But really thinking about if you can see yourself with them for a long time can make it or break it. But say you're dating and you're on the fence of deciding you want to break up with them or not, think about if you can see yourself saying "I do" to them, and if you can't, let him go.

3. Can I see myself living with them/how do they live?

I've seen many people get engaged and move in together and later call it quits due to the way their partner lived. If you've been getting to know your guy for a while now and notices he lives like a pig, you may have to wonder if you'd be cleaning up those messes in the future.

4. How do they make me feel?

This question in a no brainer. If they make you feel bad, why even question continuing into the relationship.

5. Are they worth it?

Is he worth it? I know I have had some experiences when I was on the fence with a couple of guys and I've had to ask myself the same question. And when I'd question if he was worth it or not, my gut feeling always came out right. If you're looking to keep him around, always ask yourself if he's worth it.

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Girls, You NEED To Understand That Fuckboy Texting You ‘wyd’ 24/7 Will Never Give You A 24 Karat Ring

I finally managed to crack the code as to why your casual hookup will never try to make you his wife.

Elle Hong
Elle Hong

There are five unofficial steps of hookup culture: Find a guy. Get to know him a little bit, but not too much (because you have to keep "boundaries," remember?) Make a pact to keep things "casual" and promise to still be "friends" with each other. Then, hookup with him. And keep hooking up with him without any emotional attachment — just over and over again and never expect anything more.

From a birds eye view, hookup culture seems so harmless. I mean, what's more convenient than having a booty call at your doorstep with the swipe of a screen? When you want to hook up, all you have to do is shoot that 2 a.m. "U Up?" text.

Hell, I even wrote a whole article about the perfect FWB situation.

Yet suddenly—here I am, Elle Hong, resident "Uncuffed" writer on Swoon and self proclaimed fuckgirl who glorifies hookup culture above anything else, catching feelings and falling for the wrong guys just like any other girl out in the world.

Consider this blasphemy. Or maybe I'm just dying to make a confession.

A confession that I, too, have experienced the feeling of wondering why I was never enough for the guys I hooked up with. Why they never chose me over the girls they would eventually form serious relationships with and why to them I only was nothing more than a casual hookup.

So, I thought about it. I critically analyzed it. I "Aristotle-d" my way into trying to find an answer behind the impossible question of wondering why I was never considered to be anything more. Over the past few weeks, it essentially became my new research topic and now, I finally managed to crack the code as to why your casual hookup will never try to make you into wifey material. Here's why.

First and foremost: Guys usually (but not always) choose to hookup with girls who they don't see as anything more.

Now, keep in mind I'm not saying that guys will NEVER fall in love with the girls they hookup with because it can happen. It's life. Life is unpredictable. No doubt, people have fallen in love on Tinder and married a random match who just happened to become The One. But we all know what Tinder is really for. Generally speaking, guys will seek random hookups with the types of girls they think are "easy" and if they're desperate enough, it's definitely not going to be someone they view as their future wife.

If he thinks you're cute, you're within 10 miles radius and you can hold a conversation, it doesn't matter what your annual salary is or how many siblings you got—he wants one thing and it's to get you in bed. And until a guys find this girl who captures his heart and inevitably makes him want to settle, he's going to go around hooking up with random girls left and right. So in this case, it's not your fault. You're just with the wrong type of guy who only thinks of you as his sexual conquest.

See also: Guys want to settle with girls that don't go around hooking up with other people.

Ironic as hell because I just talked about why guys would never want to settle, period. But think about it—guys are humans with rational thoughts and animalistic desires. When they find their territory, they mark it. Once he finds a girl who is the one, he never wants to let her go. And he never wants to see that girl be with another guy or god forbid, go around hooking up with other guys. So here's the moral of the story to get my point across: I hate to break it to you, but bragging about how many other guys you're f*cking outside of your current FWB situationship isn't going to help develop the relationship any further.

Finally: A girl's "hoe phase" might seem empowering but for guys they see it as a threat.

Thanks to the wonderful millennial encyclopedia that we call Urban Dictionary, we have a definition behind this certain life style: A phase in life which occurs when a girl goes around social settings exploring herself, committing promiscuous acts and connecting with random people. For girls, it seems pretty damn empowering, doesn't it? For us it's a chance to let loose, to live a lil bit more and to run around as independent women. Nothing wrong with that of course.

But for guys to perceive this type of lifestyle, they see it as a threat which could arise if they form a relationship with you. It's simple logic here. A girl who's in her "hoe phase" is more likely to be unfaithful since they're always out and about with this person and that person. Put it this way: a guy doesn't care if you're a hoe—but he only wants you to be HIS hoe and not everyone else's. So you might think that it's a great way to express yourself and to enjoy your college years, but keep in mind that it could possibly be holding you back from taking the next step with your casual FWB.

Elle Hong
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